Sunday, August 07, 2005
Truth is.... I SERIOUSLY NEED TO UPDATE MY BLOG MORE OFTEN
I've been sitting at home like a complete SLOB for the past THREE WEEKS. Apart from those occasional 'ABANDONED DURING CLUBBING' traumas, COMPLAINING about my gradual disfigurement and NOT LIFTING A FINGER to pen my supposedly first class dissertation.....
I HAVE DONE.... NOTHING
I will fucking tell you whats wrong with me.
1) I am LAZY.
2) I am GREEDY.
3)MY BEDROOM APPARENTLY HAS BAD FENG SHUI so it supposedly affects my brain's capacity to function.
Huh? I am speaking about my bedroom in Kuala Lumpur. Apparently my bed is positioned in the wrong NORTH-SOUTH-EAST-WEST whatever direction, my study table is in the wrong YING YANG Compass Pointer Earth Position behind the toilet bowl blah blah blah blah...
Honestly, I don't give cos I don't know fucks. After all my life aint that CRAP... I've got stuff some people would only dream of; family, money, friends, dogs, cars, Ipod, degrees etc.....
Beats FENG SHUI - The only thing I NEED to change in my bedroom are the sort of POSTERS I put up on my walls.
Yeah, I've got posters of MEN.
Even at 22, I somewhat REFUSE to take them down. I've got massive spreads of FOOTBALL TEAMS staring from the walls, residues of BOYBAND posters left here since I was 15 and a HAND ALTERED ORLANDO BLOOM POSTER which you can admire on the top right of this post.
I NOW HATH RESOLVED THE GRAND MYSTERY AS TO WHY NO ONE HAS EVER ASKED ME TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND.
To increase my fortune, I will take those pictures down.. fuck it!!!