Tuesday, August 30, 2005
Dissertation on a SUNNY DAY!?!???
I just realised that I HAVE NOT RANTED in the past two posts. How unusual. Happiness doesn't last forever so its time to get back into the habit.
OKAY. SAME OLD STORY.
I HATE STAYING INDOORS TO WRITE MY FUCKING DISSERTATION ON A REMARKABLY SUNNY DAY!!!!!
A sunny day in Britain comes by as often as I pick up men from Regents Park. Like, seriously... was there A REAL SUMMER this year?
Fuck, don't lie to me. The sun only comes out whenever I am stuck indoors sniffing glue and eating paper...
TODAY IS SUCH A DAY. MY BACK IS SORE FROM A CERTAIN CHAINSAW AND LEAKING STRANGE LIQUIDS ALL OVER MY NEW SHIRT. AND I HAVE ONLY PENNED 4000 WORDS OF FAECES.
I think I sound weird today. I feel like I am high on ecstasy. You can't blame me, I've been locking myself indoors to get this shit over and done with. But NO. I've just been eating like a goddamn fat ass. Everyone is bloody tempting me to go out but I have to turn them down like an arrogant bitch...
One more thing, tommorrow is MALAYSIA'S NATIONAL DAY. In an attempt to prove that I am 100% MALAYSIAN I am going to blog entirely in MALAY.