Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Dissertation on a SUNNY DAY!?!???


Cool Innit??????
Originally uploaded by slamducky.
Crooning on my STEREO: Don't Get No Betta by CASSIDY

I just realised that I HAVE NOT RANTED in the past two posts. How unusual. Happiness doesn't last forever so its time to get back into the habit.

OKAY. SAME OLD STORY.
I HATE STAYING INDOORS TO WRITE MY FUCKING DISSERTATION ON A REMARKABLY SUNNY DAY!!!!!


A sunny day in Britain comes by as often as I pick up men from Regents Park. Like, seriously... was there A REAL SUMMER this year?

Fuck, don't lie to me. The sun only comes out whenever I am stuck indoors sniffing glue and eating paper...

TODAY IS SUCH A DAY. MY BACK IS SORE FROM A CERTAIN CHAINSAW AND LEAKING STRANGE LIQUIDS ALL OVER MY NEW SHIRT. AND I HAVE ONLY PENNED 4000 WORDS OF FAECES.

I think I sound weird today. I feel like I am high on ecstasy. You can't blame me, I've been locking myself indoors to get this shit over and done with. But NO. I've just been eating like a goddamn fat ass. Everyone is bloody tempting me to go out but I have to turn them down like an arrogant bitch...

One more thing, tommorrow is MALAYSIA'S NATIONAL DAY. In an attempt to prove that I am 100% MALAYSIAN I am going to blog entirely in MALAY.

Till then!

25 comments:

Simple American said...

Mui. Dun you have a laptop. Go outside and write. If not. Take a notebook. And a pen. Be creative.

Do what you like, while you do what you hate. Spoonful of sugar concept, ya know.

Now write, write, write!!!

Yng Lyn said...

ah kor, cannot. I tried all ways to work outside I just end up chatting to strangers or eating in a cafe. Still cannot find a conducive environment. I think i need to lock myself up in a toilet.

Simple American said...

I'm back from reading K Man's blog and saw your response to the film thing. Don't clutter his post with our conversation. Though if Kracker wants to we can conference. IM sometime. I listed my Yahoo ID in my profile and I have an AIM ID too if that is how you chat. You can email for that if you prefer.

I have a story no one has really done, I think.

Simple American said...

Duct tape over your mouth. Be careful and do not cover your nostrils. You cannot talk or eat then.

If you do lock yourself in the loo be careful not to drop the laptop.

Discipline. Mui mui lok jui tsai.

vincent said...

semoga berjaya dalam percubaan kamu membelog dalam BM! muahahaha

LE said...

i was gonna suggest that you write outside, but i guess there are too many distractions.

yes, just lock yourself in a room and write until you can't take it anymore.

Kunstemæcker said...

@SA: Kracker wants to make a movie too.

And eerrm, what on earth did Vincent say?

mistipurple said...

saya melayu tak baik, chakap boleh, tulis terok. :p

Simple American said...

@ Kracker Did not exclude you. Note I said you join in conference. I just felt like I was taking your original post too off topic and did not want to be rude.

mistipurple said...

lyn, hope your back is better. i won't attempt this in melayu. it might come up obscene.

crazycat said...

whose tattoo? did u or kracker get one? lol

Yng Lyn said...

simple american aka. Ah kor: yeahh added you on IM, I am slamducky_viva
let's get the film running! woooh oooooo
ah kor, I seriously need discipline in this gorgeous weather...

vincent: terima kasih dan mari merdeka!!! merdeka!!!!

le: thats true.. its probably the best way...... sigh!!

kracker: vincent is wishing me well when I blog in Malay tommorrow. He knows my malay is crap...

misti: belakang saya baik, tapi sikit sakit. hahah thanks dearrrrr :)

crazycat: ohh ohh.. I got mine retouched today, and I am literally in a cling foil :(

Caracola said...

i like when you girls write Malay! i cannot wait till tomorrow and read ur post! hope you take care of ur nice tattoo and don't let it dry!! i might come with some surprise soon.....jaja!

Simple American said...

Then I suggest you go out and get some Blue Oyster Cult. The song you need is Dominance and Submission .

Submit to your need your need to write.

Carrie said...

it is so cool that you are going to blog totally in malay...that is wick-ed...and you are sooo cute! 1st time here....love the stuff....lala yaya and all that...cheers! ;)

tigerita said...

chatting to strangers? in britain? don't they try to run away?

Kunstemæcker said...

nama saya Kracker

Yng Lyn said...

caracolacolacola: heyy dearr.. thanks :) you should get one when you're on holidayyy :D

ah kor: what a perfect book!!! muahahah

mitzee: welcome!! thanks so much for dropping by, prepare yourself for a post in Malay in a few hours time! woohooooo :)

tigerita: nahh.. they will be more than happy! most brits in the park get kinda bored so they end up chatting to a lonely girl like me!

kracker: nama saya lyn. Berapa umur anda?

Simple American said...

Chosun mui.

Wat book?

I refer you to a song. BOC I think broke up a long time ago or just dun record any more. Of course I'm out of it on that sort of thing anymore.

Yng Lyn said...

kor: sorry I wass in coherent this morning. hahaah too much sun!!
yeahhh i will download the song later and laugh at you!! hahah ;)

Simple American said...

Ai Yah!

I looked for you on IM when I got up this morning, but you must be having too much fun celebrating.

Was not a waste of time though, as I chatted with Jane and she hooked me up with Caracola who was just a rocking DJ this morning.

Wish I could remember which album BOC recorded that tune on. Those brain cells have apparently been destroyed. I liked the live version of it best.

Supermans Foot said...

Its raining and thundering here

crazycat said...

show me ur tattoo.. wanna see

Simple American said...

Yeah we have connected. Now we just need a mutually convenient time to yak.

Coming soon as I have a 3 day weekend with Labor Day this next Monday.

Chuang Shyue Chou said...

Just curious, what is your dissertation on? No, I am not a regular reader of your blog. I chance upon it just now...