Sunday, August 21, 2005

Toilet


Goddamned Toilet
Originally uploaded by slamducky.
Crooning on my STEREO: Other Side of the World by KT TUNSTALL

I HATE MY TOILET


It gets BUSTED every month. Now I can't PEE. And I can't SHIT.

My landlord is nowhere to be found.
Plumbers don't fucking work on weekends.
And my agent claims that they can only send a plumber on THURSDAY.

HELLO????? THURSDAY???!?!!? I will die of internal clog-up before the weekend is over.

Okay, save me from this crap. I am leaving London for Nottingham in a few hours time. I will vanish for three days till I can come back and EGEST in PEACE.
Ciao all. Its a massive sports day today.
MAY ARSENAL trash CHELSEA to the POINT OF OBLIVION.
MAY MCLAREN KICK RENAULT'S PRETENTIOUS ASS.................

*Lyn manages to leave before she turns laddish.*

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

congrats, fixing toilets is a real pain in the neck. I'm very very happy to know that you arrived fine in London.
I wish you the best in your thesis.
I know you will excel on it,
let's hope arsenal wins,
talk to you soon

muchos besos y abrazos
pedro

Simple American said...

So I guess this means you paper's done?

No guilt. ;)

Caracola said...

NO NO NOOOOOOO!!

Renault forever!!! just coz of Fernando Alonso!!! jiji!

girldownthest said...

no more midnight "stealth" fags
:(.. hope your'e doing well in london minus the toilet drama!! :) take careee and stress less!

Yng Lyn said...

pedro: thanks... likewise to you too! hope you're having a good time travelling :)

simple american: noooooooo... my paper's NOT DONE *cries*

caracolacolacola: hahaha you like Alonso!!!! He was so mean to me when i met him 2 years back.... :(

girldownthest: yeahh I may join you in stealth fags when I come back... wish you were my neighbour here too!!! hugs!! thanks dear

Caracola said...

Ok lah! the day i meet him i will kick his ass just for what he did to you!! how dare him! do that to my Señorita Lyn!! Arrrrggggghhhhh!
how that sounds? jajajaja!
But I think he is "the best" and soon he will make it! remember this words.....jajajajajajaja! ;-)

Yng Lyn said...

Caracolacolacola: awww you're such a darling!! HUGSS!!!!
But Alonso is not bad looking lah y'know...
*drool*

Simple American said...

Why do I always make the girls cry.

*hands a tissue*