Mockingbird by EMINEM
Today I went to the LONDON ZOO. Gave up 12quid to SPOT animals hidden in bushes.
Yesterday I hung out at KNIGHTSBRIDGE. It was so fucking crowded with tourists and Paris Hilton gone-wrong(s)
The day before yesterday I HARRASED my thesis supervisor. We were more concerned about the weather than the actual content of my dissertation.
The day before the day before yesterday, I watched the infamous CHAMPION’S LEAGUE FINAL. Surprisingly it did NOT FRUSTRATE me. It implanted my puny brain with a serious DELUSION of DIVINE INTERVENTION .
The day before the day before the day before yesterday I watched a telly special on JOSE MOURINHO:
DAMN, HE IS MASOCHISTICALLY HOT.
LYN'S AFTER-THOUGHT: "EEERRRRRrrrrrrRRR...... Who the
What did I just SAY?!?!? eeeRRrrrrrrrrRRrrr..."