Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Year End SPECIAL!!!

Crooning on my STEREO: Jackie by BOSSA NOSTRA

This is my final blog entry for 2005; a year that has gone by wistfully and blissfully. Nothing particularly crap happened this year, and even there were, all I can say is WHATEVER.

Life should go smoothly into 2006.

warning: I am gonna be dreadfully long winded with this entry

I used to think that I look cool when I am incredibly drunk.
Actually I look kinda stupid. Like a steamed rabbit. Thus are my memories of SPAIN. I miss the days when we partied hardcore till 6am, stumbled around the city square picking up Gael Garcia Bernal lookalikes (fine, there was only ONE), singing/screaming out David Bisbal's 'OYE EL BOOM BOOM BOOM' in horrendous Spanish before returning back to the hostel at 8am half pissed in time for morning classes.


The great news is that (after procrastinating for 2 months) I've finally launched the THE SPANISH CHRONICLES.

If there's one thing I miss most about SPAIN, it has to be CARACOLACOLA.
Did I mention that I was bawling like a migraine baby in her room an hour before I had to take the bus from Estepona? Well, I almost didn't want to leave.... She was such a DARLING.
And I love her family too, they were such amazing people... I MISS YOU ALL!!!!!!


I thought I'd dedicate a picture to Shirl, a very lovely friend of mine from Brunei who has stood by me through thick and thin. It only hit me recently that those immense pigging out and shopping spree days are over.... and to digest the fact that we're no longer students. DAMN. If there is one girl who can binge 5 meals a day with me... it only has to be her!!
Somehow I hold the faith that our friendship will always remain strong. I think she is one in a million.

Due to the lack of men's interest in me, I have progressively grown madly in LOVE with SEBASTIEN I-ZAM-BARD. Seriously, I think he is so frigging H.O.T.

So H.O.T that it kills me. I used to think that Ronan Keating (okay, hush.. hush..) was VENOMOUS but, boy, SEBASTIEN IS LETHAL. He's 33. I'm 23.
Russell Watson sucks. IL DIVO ROCKS.

Johhny the Landan was a hooligan. Nah, he just taught me cockney. AND conveniently slammed the door onto my face before he learnt of my existence. Okay, I guess we have something in common.
I owe my favourite Landan a belated Xmas present. In actual fact, it WILL be his BIRTHDAY. And for once in my dyslexic paralysis.... I haven't forgotten.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHNNNYY!!!
And I will support Charlton's defeat.... MUAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA

oh, how I love MATT HOLLAND... ;)

I know you all have been waiting for this....
Since the well-loved Kracker has hit the SouthEast Asian shores, I'll let him have some of the limelight. Damn, he looks a hell lot more attractive than me in this photo... IT CANT BE TRUE!!!!!
Good thing is, he is beginning to LOVE IL DIVO. Bad thing is, I find it so frigging difficult to get him DRUNK. I am convinced that this gentleman's digestive system is made out of STEEL.

And this is my cousin Sarah. Well, it is obviously the gorgeous girl on the right. WE WERE AT HAAGEN DAZ'S LEICESTER SQUARE!!!! This cafe is rather nostalgic.. simply due to our constant haunt over a certain Brazillian waiter who, by now, is having nightmares of my hideous face. I miss those times when we used to stalk men and make extremely random remarks over our Spain vs Germany debates.
Distance has kept us apart and we haven't been in as much contact as we used to... but bless her. She loves WESTLIFE. Only goodness knows why!!! :) Come home soon, Sarah :)

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To all my blog readers,
HAVE A FANTASTIC NEW YEAR AND PARTY LIKE THERE'S NO TOMMORROW!!


It will be a new beginning.....
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Note: Lyn's soppy sentimentality is RARE. Indulge in this cheesy post as much as you like before she posts another of this weepy sort in a loooonnngg time....

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

CHRISTMAS TAG


Crooning on my STEREO:
Winter Wonderland by JEWEL

DAMN. ANOTHER TAG.
Here is the latest tag going around bloggoland. Here are the rules real neat and concise like.

To Tag :
• State who tagged you;
• List who you want your Santa Claus to be (the bearer of the gift);
• State the gift you wish to get;
• Then invite a few friends to join the tag, and inform them by dropping a comment in their blog.

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Tagged by: My Kor aka. SIMPLE AMERICAN. I am about to chase him around with a butcher knife. Nope. I am NOT serious.

My Santa Claus: DIOS

Gift For Me: Well it came a little early. I found this absolute beauty in my bedroom. My neighbours should be plotting my death sometime soon.

ABSOLUTE BEAUTY


Screw IPOD. This HAS to be the most awesome Christmas present EVER!
There is a Marantz CD player overwhelming my existence. And I see a TEAC amplifier. And two seasoned TANNOYS. Okay, I did make it clear that I initially lusted over a pretty set of Bang and Olufsens. But screw that. I think what I have right now is the most divine sound system....EVER.

I AM ONE LUCKY BITCH

Then again, I've been good all year round. Except for that ocassional scrounging. Oh well, its about time to reap some rewards.

I aint tagging anyone. That is my Christmas present to everyone of you. :)

HAPPY HOLIDAYS y FELIZ NAVIDAD!!!!!!
i am sending you my massive trademark smile. Remember to get high and happy for my sake.

Lots of Love,
LYN xoxoxoxoxo

(Time to get a job..)

Saturday, December 17, 2005

Hong Kong- the home of HSBC

Crooning on my STEREO: Corcovado by EVERYTHING BUT THE GIRL

I suck. at. UPDATING. My mind. is. DEAD.

SMACK!!!!!!

Despertarme. Hell. I hung out at the hospital cafeteria. And had ALOT of hospital pasta. I got back from Hong Kong a few days back, skint and stripped of dignity. This may be my godzillionth visit, but i brought a camera along and took some random pics of a different world for your viewing pleasure.


This is theTIMES SQUARE that erupts in comparison to the Malaysian shithole of the same name. The coolest place to be seen waiting (& loitering) for an anonymous date who may or may not turn up.

Another shot of the BLINDING billboards. I worry about the electricity consumption.

I think this is WICKED. Chinese Lanterns on a boat!!!! This is so OLDSKOOL.

Repulse Bay (sorry, I had to laugh when I first heard the name..) Hong Kong has more kickass beaches than Malaysia. Look... they have GENUINE WHITE SAND!

Last but not least, a splendid view of the commercial center from the PEAK.

Jeez, I am beginning to sound like a deadpan tourist.

Time for bed. Oh, I love HSBC.

Sunday, December 04, 2005

Lyn's X MAS WISHLIST.


Crooning on my STEREO: Siempre Me Quedara by BEBE

Dear Santa,
I am sending this letter to you in advance 'cos I reckon, in a few weeks time, your mailbox will be flooded with stupid letters by stupid children asking you for a gingerbread man and all that sort of rubbish. Well, since I am an old spinster with serious requests I reserve the right to jump the queue. The other feat is that I have been a SAINT this entire year.

Okay, Santa-I-Grant-Every-Wish, here's my 2005 X Mas wishlist.

- SEBASTIEN IZAMBARD
- BODY FAT REDUCTION
- BANG AND OLUFSEN SPEAKER SYSTEM
- MORE MALAYSIAN FRIENDS
- KRACKER TO HAVE A BLAST IN KL
- ARSENAL TO GO ON A WINNING STREAK
- CHELSEA, WIGAN & MANYOO to LOSE
- PUTUMAYO CDs
- NO DEATHS
- MORE $$$$$
- A CAR. A DECENT CAR.
- SELF ESTEEM
- AN APPEARANCE IN FISHERMAN'S FRIEND TELLY COMMERCIAL
- HAPPINESS

That's it for the moment. I'm off to catch a plane to HMV Hong Kong to nab the latest IL DIVO Dvd before the other deluded DIVAS snatch them from stock. Don't miss me too much, I will bombard you with a longer list in a weeks time.

Cheers from your Siren,
LYNNNNNNNNNN


p.s: Here's a photo in any case you should forget me. (Yeah, I'm the dog.)