Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Don't Look Back In Anger


Last Rites of Sunbathing....
Originally uploaded by slamducky.
Crooning on my STEREO: Oh No! What You Got by JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
I am going to tell the WHOLE WORLD I bought a DECK CHAIR yesterday. You can check it out HERE

After 6 weeks of BRAIN DEAD EXISTENCE, I will be heading back to LONDON tommorrow night.

It is my MA Dissertation that is fucking DEPRESSING me. Okay, it is my fault I have written NOTHING for the past god knows how many weeks. I've only been slacking about with my lazy folks and pissing about with my caffeinated friends at home.

NOW I HAVE EXACTLY THREE WEEKS TO PEN OUT 15,000 WORDS.. WOOHOO!!!!

When you look at it, you can say that I am kind of DEAD. Look, how the fuck can I get my masterpiece published and earn a much needed scholarship for my PHD when barely 0.2% of my brain is in function?!?!?!

Let's GET REAL: IT WONT HAPPEN.
IT JUST WONT, OKAY?


So I am gonna LIVE.

YES. YOU HAVE READ IT RIGHT.
I AM GOING TO LIVE.


No more whingeing. For the next three months I am gonna WORK MY ASS OFF AND PLAY SO HARD THAT I HAVE THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD TO LIVE FOR.

Why? Because these will be my final three months as a STUDENT in EUROPE.

Fuck First Class. I am gonna hand in my thesis on time. I am gonna KICK ASS and head off to ANDALUCIA for at least 2 WEEKS. FRIENDS!!! better start booking your time slot to see me in LONDON before you're subjected to my infamous waiting list....

Now I know why God made me a Single Woman.

15 comments:

KevinTeh.Net said...

nah, u'll make it through the whole process. I've been through it myself but 15,000 words in three weeks is not possible for me. but with your blogging skills, u'll be able to cough out more than 15k of words in a week! :Þ All the best!

Caracola said...

Lyn! the smart señorita will do fine !
And yet you know Andalucia is waiting for you....and more things! jajajaja! have a save trip back home cutie Lyn!
*kisses*

Jess said...

Good Luck Lyn! If there's a three week lapse in your blog we'll know why.
Your thesis is going to launch you into the stratosphere of acadimia, take your vacations whilst you can:)

Simple American said...

15,000 words is possible. Caffeine makes everything possible. Besides if you want to get motivated just do it for Machu and Picchu. Gives you something for your dedication.

If anything the cooler English air ought to give your brain a shock and maybe that will help you get in gear.

You will do it. You got Confucianism in your genetic code and it won't allow for failure. Seen that in past posts.

Oh BTW. Last I looked God made everybody single. Problem is most of us muck it by picking a mate.

LE said...

that last line cracks me up.

15,000 in 3 weeks...completely doable. good luck!

eyeris said...

Have a good trip! will belanja you coffee next time, when there is no haze....

Simple American said...

You LyN. I bet the neighbors love the new lawn chair. lol

I'm off to Indy!! Woo Hoo!

You need a shout.

Anonymous said...

Gah, there's also the infamous 'calling list' for Lyn.
Oh well I guess I shouldn't complain too much. But you do owe me 7 - nay 8 Margaritas. Laugh evilly with me now.

"Mu-ha-ha-ha" *dramatic pause* *lightning* "Mu-ha-ha-ha"

Land safely Lyn. Made in Malaysia catapults aren't all that.
Dann

Kunstemæcker said...

I'm sorry but you don't have three weeks. Not if I have anything to do with it MUAHAHAHAAAAAAA

Kunstemæcker said...

I actually posted that ...

Supermans Foot said...

im only here cos I heard of the George Micheal thing but nice blog, i like the fancy lettering

Anonymous said...

Gooooo duckkyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!
Seeya in 3 months!!!!

Yng Lyn said...

hey all, thanks for all your well wishes!!
i've landed safe and sound....
A BIG HUG TO EVERYONE!!!!

Simple American said...

Hope the jet lag passes quickly.

Yng Lyn said...

simple american: thanks! yeahh.. it is 6am and I am wide awake!! kinda depressing when everyone else is asleep :(