Tuesday, August 16, 2005
Don't Look Back In Anger
I am going to tell the WHOLE WORLD I bought a DECK CHAIR yesterday. You can check it out HERE
After 6 weeks of BRAIN DEAD EXISTENCE, I will be heading back to LONDON tommorrow night.
It is my MA Dissertation that is fucking DEPRESSING me. Okay, it is my fault I have written NOTHING for the past god knows how many weeks. I've only been slacking about with my lazy folks and pissing about with my caffeinated friends at home.
NOW I HAVE EXACTLY THREE WEEKS TO PEN OUT 15,000 WORDS.. WOOHOO!!!!
When you look at it, you can say that I am kind of DEAD. Look, how the fuck can I get my masterpiece published and earn a much needed scholarship for my PHD when barely 0.2% of my brain is in function?!?!?!
Let's GET REAL: IT WONT HAPPEN.
IT JUST WONT, OKAY?
So I am gonna LIVE.
YES. YOU HAVE READ IT RIGHT.
I AM GOING TO LIVE.
No more whingeing. For the next three months I am gonna WORK MY ASS OFF AND PLAY SO HARD THAT I HAVE THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD TO LIVE FOR.
Why? Because these will be my final three months as a STUDENT in EUROPE.
Fuck First Class. I am gonna hand in my thesis on time. I am gonna KICK ASS and head off to ANDALUCIA for at least 2 WEEKS. FRIENDS!!! better start booking your time slot to see me in LONDON before you're subjected to my infamous waiting list....
Now I know why God made me a Single Woman.