Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Dissertation on a SUNNY DAY!?!???


Cool Innit??????
Originally uploaded by slamducky.
Crooning on my STEREO: Don't Get No Betta by CASSIDY

I just realised that I HAVE NOT RANTED in the past two posts. How unusual. Happiness doesn't last forever so its time to get back into the habit.

OKAY. SAME OLD STORY.
I HATE STAYING INDOORS TO WRITE MY FUCKING DISSERTATION ON A REMARKABLY SUNNY DAY!!!!!


A sunny day in Britain comes by as often as I pick up men from Regents Park. Like, seriously... was there A REAL SUMMER this year?

Fuck, don't lie to me. The sun only comes out whenever I am stuck indoors sniffing glue and eating paper...

TODAY IS SUCH A DAY. MY BACK IS SORE FROM A CERTAIN CHAINSAW AND LEAKING STRANGE LIQUIDS ALL OVER MY NEW SHIRT. AND I HAVE ONLY PENNED 4000 WORDS OF FAECES.

I think I sound weird today. I feel like I am high on ecstasy. You can't blame me, I've been locking myself indoors to get this shit over and done with. But NO. I've just been eating like a goddamn fat ass. Everyone is bloody tempting me to go out but I have to turn them down like an arrogant bitch...

One more thing, tommorrow is MALAYSIA'S NATIONAL DAY. In an attempt to prove that I am 100% MALAYSIAN I am going to blog entirely in MALAY.

Till then!

15 comments:

Yng Lyn said...

ah kor, cannot. I tried all ways to work outside I just end up chatting to strangers or eating in a cafe. Still cannot find a conducive environment. I think i need to lock myself up in a toilet.

vincent said...

semoga berjaya dalam percubaan kamu membelog dalam BM! muahahaha

LE Sweetz said...

i was gonna suggest that you write outside, but i guess there are too many distractions.

yes, just lock yourself in a room and write until you can't take it anymore.

Anonymous said...

@SA: Kracker wants to make a movie too.

And eerrm, what on earth did Vincent say?

mistipurple said...

saya melayu tak baik, chakap boleh, tulis terok. :p

mistipurple said...

lyn, hope your back is better. i won't attempt this in melayu. it might come up obscene.

crazycat said...

whose tattoo? did u or kracker get one? lol

Yng Lyn said...

simple american aka. Ah kor: yeahh added you on IM, I am slamducky_viva
let's get the film running! woooh oooooo
ah kor, I seriously need discipline in this gorgeous weather...

vincent: terima kasih dan mari merdeka!!! merdeka!!!!

le: thats true.. its probably the best way...... sigh!!

kracker: vincent is wishing me well when I blog in Malay tommorrow. He knows my malay is crap...

misti: belakang saya baik, tapi sikit sakit. hahah thanks dearrrrr :)

crazycat: ohh ohh.. I got mine retouched today, and I am literally in a cling foil :(

Anonymous said...

it is so cool that you are going to blog totally in malay...that is wick-ed...and you are sooo cute! 1st time here....love the stuff....lala yaya and all that...cheers! ;)

tigerita said...

chatting to strangers? in britain? don't they try to run away?

Anonymous said...

nama saya Kracker

Yng Lyn said...

caracolacolacola: heyy dearr.. thanks :) you should get one when you're on holidayyy :D

ah kor: what a perfect book!!! muahahah

mitzee: welcome!! thanks so much for dropping by, prepare yourself for a post in Malay in a few hours time! woohooooo :)

tigerita: nahh.. they will be more than happy! most brits in the park get kinda bored so they end up chatting to a lonely girl like me!

kracker: nama saya lyn. Berapa umur anda?

Yng Lyn said...

kor: sorry I wass in coherent this morning. hahaah too much sun!!
yeahhh i will download the song later and laugh at you!! hahah ;)

crazycat said...

show me ur tattoo.. wanna see

Chuang Shyue Chou said...

Just curious, what is your dissertation on? No, I am not a regular reader of your blog. I chance upon it just now...