Monday, January 09, 2006

CROCODILE

Crooning on my STEREO: Como Los Olivos by BEBE

I know. I know. I know.
I sounded like a lovelorn puppy in the previous post.

Today I am ILL. And I am getting UGLY.

I HATE MY NEIGHBOUR.
THAT BLOODY WHORE WHO RESEMBLES A CONSTIPATED CROCODILE WITH A TREE TRUNK PUSHED RIGHT THROUGH HER ASS.


Screwed up specie of an expatriate who pays miniscule rent. She even has a head bigger than her impregnated butt.
If she CANT RESPECT our local culture she should MOVE OUT and SHIT herself BACK in her COLD DEN.

Thats it. RESPECT.

Time to leach off her WI-Fi.

28 comments:

Simple American said...

LyN. Please tell us how you really feel. Your holding back.

Somebody needs a hug. Come here you.

car@ said...

JAJAJAJAJA! you get so frigging funny when u want to! poor babes! we are sick.....i send you my hugs for you to feel better....yours worked for me last nite.
Take care sweetie!!! Tell your neigbourgh to fuck off and shit! RESPECT YO! ;-p

Yng Lyn said...

kor: big hug to you!!
my neighbour pissed me off this morning and I'm really mad.. i could slit her into half......
thanks kor... I really need a hug :)

caracolacola: heheheh babesss I am sending my hugs to you too!! hope your stomach is recovering well.. you'll be fine.. love ya!!!!!!
hahah yeahh... my neighbours a total bitchhh!!! LOL I haven't stopped cursing her.... hhehe

Brighter Death said...

Which neighbour is it? I think I am annoyed by both neighbours.

crazycat said...

babe, there is NO WAY u r going to be ugly!!!

maybe u can leave ur "nice" neighbor a stink bomb or somthing?

Yng Lyn said...

150: the one outside your window. the wretched butch.....

crazycat: hahah a stink bomb!! thats an idea......
i will make one tonight!! LOL

cyber-red said...

huah i cannot imagine... from all that that thatttt description

lol

yvy said...

why not throw rotten eggs? ;) takes FOREVER for the smell to dissipate. hahaha...

Carrie said...

ok i officially love you....you're hardcore!!!

kick her whoring ass! lmfao! :P

Brighter Death said...

I should throw molotov cocktails over the fence. Burn bwitch burn !

Simple American said...

Be careful playing with fire at the neighbors girls. Don't wanna barbeque your place too.

Beer Brat said...

Some real angst there... Yvy's suggestion is cowardly.. but wicked... *snigger*

Yng Lyn said...

I'm loving this... i love neighbourhood wars!!!
join my troop... all of you!

Simple American said...

Where do I sign up Mui? I make a mean Molotov.

yvy said...

BB...oi, where got cowardly?? it will DEFINITELY b an unforgetable stench!! lol

Anonymous said...

oi... u should be ashamed of yourself! Your poor neighbour, you should pity her.

I mean, can you believe how hard it must be for her, to be a whore, and resemble a constipated crocidile with a tree trunk in her ass? She probably doesn't have many customers, and on top of that she has a huge head? C'mon! Take pity on the poor woman! Tsk tsk...
dann.

Yng Lyn said...

Dann: you are so.. so.. right!! Why i didn't think of that??? why??? why????

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