Sunday, January 15, 2006

WEEK FAQ

Crooning on my STEREO: Beetlebum by BLUR

Frequently asked question of the week:
WHAT ARE YOU WORKING AS?

The Long Awaited Answer:
Well, I got a job as a PIMP trainee. Yes. You heard that right. P.I.M.P. I work for a confidential syndicate that is located in a notorious 'chow kit* (Pasolini-esque) Malaysian red light district. My job description is simple: I squat in the darkest corners of town and I 'recruit' potential female employees. With a contract on hand, of course. I have a good eye for scantily clad size 4 women (which comprises of 90% of the young et trendy population in this beautiful country). It is easy to fish them out of the streets and lure them with (empty) promises of bombastic monetary rewards. Since there are a fair number of corporate bicycles/ materialistic sluts residing in this city, my pimping technique is forcasted to be a huge success. And I shall keep a hefty 70% commission for every dumb-girl recruit.

This was what I proposed at my job interview anyway.

As of tommorrow, I will report to HEAD PIMP as a trainee and I should start pimping in a months time.
Soon I will rule the dodgy streets of KAY-EL.

26 comments:

mistipurple said...

lol!! congrats again anyway! :p

lilyliverbird said...

Oh wow...lyn...if i send a few slags and slappers your way, do i get commission??

Yng Lyn said...

misti: hahah thanksss dear :)

lily: hmmm.. how brilliant!!! slags and slappers are exactly what i am looking for.. we can split the profit between us.
this is gonna be wicked, muahahaahaahahaha

yvy said...

adoi!! liddat oso got arr? :)

sic6sense said...

i didnt realize a career in recruitment could be rewarding.

Brighter Death said...

Bet, you found your inspiration from films like Mamma Roma. Way to go ! Wishing you every success with this new unusual career path.

Simple American said...

Just send pictures. In another life I was an expert on slags and slappers.

Beer Brat said...

Pimp me then. I need to find a new job soon or I will go crazy.

Plus we can charge higher for such hard to find provider of fetishes for bearded guys who are a little bit pudgy.

crazycat said...

hehe, muz be fun!!

Jane said...

Tell me ..tell me...how is the PIMP job going??

Brighter Death said...

Pronto Pronto... Buon Giorno, Mamma Roma. How's business today? Ciao.

dreaming-neko said...

blog-hopping from brighter death... just dropping by to say aloha! cool place you have here...

trade links? :)

car@ said...

U will show me some PiPm tricks then Lyn!! i am back!!! wanna catch u soon! Mistii!! Yvy!! Brighter!! SA!! Crazycat and Jane!! just wanna let u know i was misssing u and thinking of u! sorry Lyn i took ur place to say that! anyways...we have to girls talk soon! jeje!! LOVE YA LYN!!!!! ;-*

Carrie said...

omg...that's hilarious, yet sad..for the dodgy girls anyway...if you're rackin in 70% you are PIMP...badass PIMP....love this...I now "somewhat" know a real live PIMP....or as i'd like to refer to you, PIMPETTE. CHEERS!

lilyliverbird said...

Hey Lyn, where you been? Need someone to bail you out? Miss ya chica:)

Yng Lyn said...

someone please BAIL this poor lil' pimp out!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yng Lyn said...

mitzee is right..

badass pimpette......

Kunstemæcker said...

But I thought...

Simple American said...

The jail will be good place to find future talent. Just ignore the dikes. You'll be fine dear.

cyber-red said...

lemme guess.. either in events or those models recruitment agency? heh heh..

you're home already kool =)

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Anonymous said...

if you need any help in setting up a websites for your pimping bussiness, let me know,

I'm the right man for the job,
the global market is at your hands,

muchos saludos,

pedro

lilyliverbird said...

lyn, you poor darling. Is first week at work as bad as first week at school? ((((Chin up girl))))

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