Sunday, January 22, 2006

Sunday MEME

Crooning on my STEREO: Valerie by VITOR RAMIL

I suck at UPDATING. And I haven't been BLOG HOPPING. As of last week, Mondays till Fridays are my official days of constant mental repression. Weekends are SUPPOSED to be my chill-out breaks.. but it has now evolved into nights of drink driving and days of dog sitting/ old folk nagging.

I will SKIN the next person who comes up to me and says,

'I WISH I HAD YOUR LIFE.'


I have a glamorous job? MY FOOT.

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Anyway, to ease my end-of-weekend fury, I am here to humour my legions of admirers with:

the perfect-partner tag
I've been tagged by MsFeline, like, CENTURIES ago.....
but hey, at least I got down to doing it..... :)


"here are the rules:

the tagged victim has to come up with 8 different points of their perfect lover/partner. need to mention the sex of the target. tag 8 victims to join this game and leave a comment on their comments saying they've been tagged. if tagged the 2nd time, there's no need to post again."

target of perfect partner: HOMO SAPIEN.

my perfect-partner:

1. should convince me that I am none other than ALMIGHTY.
2. MUST DRINK. LOTS. OF. A-L-C-O-H-O-L
3. must have the conscience NOT to run over animals (by or not by accident).
4. should accompany me to at least, a DAVID BISBAL concert. (or IL DIVO, if you prefer.)
5. NOT an Arsenal fan. (surprise...SURPRISE... I realised that I NEED someone to BICKER with in order to make a relationship work. But I am still hesistant over Man Yoo fans though. They are one stubborn lot.)
6. SHOULD NOT FANCY KEIRA KNIGHTLEY. NOR SCARLETT JOHANSSON. NOR JOSS STONE. NOR ZHANG ZI YI. NO!!!!! NO!!! NO!!!! NO!!!!!!!
7. must drive. and shouldn't send me off in a bus.
8. LOVES BEACHES. And respects my tan rather than to diss it.

See? I don't ask for much.

and for this, i'd like to tag: NOBODY


Well, folks. Till next week.
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18 comments:

Beer Brat said...

I think I am heavily disqualified... how about bending the rules for me... hahaha.

Brighter Death said...

horoscope : general situation will improve in the month of february. hang in there.

Kunstemæcker said...

at the risk of being skinned alive:

I WANT TO HAVE YOUR LIFE.

ha! come and catch me if you can.

Simple American said...
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Simple American said...

I wish I had your life. WHACK! haiz... just joking lah.

I used to be a homo sapien. Then I had kids. Nevermind.

1. You are almighty. LyN is perfect.
2. I'm an old fart. Drinking too much does strange things to my body. I can only keep up for a couple of days.
3. I do my best here. Though I know I nailed a cat in '83 and a couple of birds of bounced off the wind shields. I was hitting the brakes everytime. Karma.
4. I'll check it out. Hate crowds though so if I punch anybody its just to give us some space.
5. Isn't dangerous to have an Arsenal. Someone is always trying to steal your weapons and ammo. The government frowns on it to. Alright I know its socccer, uh football. You make me a football fan and I'll teach you all about the Phoenix Coyotes of the National Hockey League. They suck, but I likes em.
6. I only know Zhang Zi Yi and I'm weak for almond eyes and olive skin. Just don't let her pass out in my bedroom and I'll behave myself. I promise.
7. I would never send you off in a bus. Just be careful. People get car sick real easy from my driving.
8. Orange is my favorite color. Give me a big ass umbrella or you'll have a lobster on your hands though.
9. I'm Ah Kor and I have the bestest relationship possible with my Ah Mui. Love you sweetie.

And I'm good with one post a week. Jobs are such a pain in the ass. As you are learning.

yvy said...

phew!! selamat!!!! :)

Yng Lyn said...

beer brat: nahh. you're fine. Your name says it all!

Brighter: horoscope says that I will ushed into chinese new year with lots of luck....
I hope!

kracker: what part of my life do you want? my looks?

kor kor: you are a cool bro and i love yer comments to this post! I read it this morning in the office and made me laugh!!! especially the Zhang Zi Yi part..... LOL
You nailed a cat?

yvy: you selamat dari apa? ;)

Simple American said...

Not with a hammer Mui. It was dark and I came round a curve and there was this Yellow tabby. I hit my brakes, swerved, klunk klunk. I stopped and got out of the car. Kitty ran off, but I felt awfully bad about it.

lilyliverbird said...

lyn,
Date a Luton fan, date a Wigan fan, date an Albion fan if you must, but, please, please don't lower your standard and date an MU fan...
((((hoping your 2nd week at work is better than the first))))

socialpest said...

haha I agree with lilyliverbird. :) Well, here's hoping your job will get better soon. HUG!

sic6sense said...

9. must love you more than his mum!

yvy said...

from this meme lar!! lol :P

wei, u want a drinking kaki who is a chic? ;)

Anonymous said...

hi how are you?
I think I'm also disqualified.
could you lower your expectation a little bit?
i will not mind going to watch david bisbal
I also have my list which nobody seems to fit.
my perfect partner:

1. all dates will involve going to football stadium.
2.must be a geek
3.must speak another language
4. enjoy going to exotic restaurants
5. like to discuss the meaning of life, based on Taoist, Humanisn and utilitarian philosphies.


chau ,saludos y abrazos

Kunstemæcker said...

@Lyn: did you just call me ugly?

Jane said...

Love to know who you're looking for... mmm....wish you luck..my dear! ;-)

Yng Lyn said...

kor kor: hahah but you are a nice guy... i know you wouldn't kill a CAT!!!! ;)

lily: thanks babe 2nd week kicks ass now :)
... i am thinking of dating an Everton fan!! hold on.... EPL aside.. probably Paris St. Germain to avoid all that flak.....

socialpest: yeapp.. it has!! thank goodness!! :) got my paycheck!! woohoooooo

sicsence: good one..... very good one...

yvy: yessss... I NEED A DRINKING KAKI!!!!!!
woman... if only you lived in KL.....

anon: looks like i dont fit into that description either.. sigh!

kracker: yes I did. ;) you know better!

jane: thanks babeeee..... i will leave it to good old fate....
men are bastards, remember??

Captain Carcinogen said...

6. SHOULD NOT FANCY KEIRA KNIGHTLEY. NOR SCARLETT JOHANSSON. NOR JOSS STONE. NOR ZHANG ZI YI. NO!!!!! NO!!! NO!!!! NO!!!!!!!

My god, I love them all. That's not fair, you know.

Anonymous said...

Keep up the good work »