Friday, September 02, 2005

To Be or Not To Be


Poison Apple.
Originally uploaded by slamducky.
Crooning on my STEREO: Somewhere in my Past by IL DIVO

FRIEND: Hello Lyn. How are you?

LYN: Better than ever! How about you? How was your trip to Spain?

FRIEND: Brilliant, we had so much sun!!

LYN: But you don't have a tan.....

FRIEND: You should see my son, he is AS BROWN AS YOU.

Lyn: Ohh... I ... See....

FRIEND: In fact he is TOO BROWN. We told him to stay off the water but he stuck in there.

LYN: Uh Huh.......

FRIEND: So now he is BROWN. He is ROASTED.

LYN: Sunburnt?

FRIEND: Yeah, that too. But it is his NEW SKIN COLOUR that is shocking.

LYN: Bet he looks AS GOOD AS ME....... he should join me at Regent's Park later to top it up.....


WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PEOPLE AGAINST MY TAN?!!??!?

16 comments:

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crazycat said...

ask them to fuck off.. hehe

Simple American said...

I have to agree with the cat. Its 2005 not 1005.

Brown Chinese is tai gai ho-ah.

Jess said...

I've got a personal vendetta against your tan. Actually, no..... no I don't. Rock it Lyn, looks good.

Anonymous said...

Mmmm ... roasted orange Lyn ...
Well, advertising bastards are to blame. They basically made it so that fairness = beautiful.
Shameful lot. All of them deserve to be shot. Bastards, shameful bastards.
Well you should feel comfort in that 70% of these girls in Malaysia aren't fair. They're pale.
And some of us dig tans =)
dann

Caracola said...

It is unbeliavable what envy can make darling! ....yeah! screw them! *hugsssss* ;-)

delfina said...

yeah! we love your tan (= haha and your previous post is hilarious. the iPod 'nyanyi-bernyanyi' HAHA

eyeris said...

> WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PEOPLE AGAINST
> MY TAN?!!??!?

because you look good with it? :)

Kunstemæcker said...

I wish I was born with a tan. Half the world makes me jealous lol.

White people are so ... white.

Yng Lyn said...

Crazy cat: yeappp exactimo! :D cheers babe!

simple american: unfortunately my Msian circle of friends and family are still dwelling in the year 1005... they're such pissers.

jess: thanks.. thanks!!! :D

Dann: we should go on a rampage against the norm when we get back. If only there are more local boys who can think sane like you.
wahh, you don't have to be so nice just b'cos I am getting you a banned album!! ;)

caracolacolacola: yeappp.. exactly babe!!!! Tans are for people who rock da house!!! :D

delfina: Thanks gorgeous!! hahah I am gonna nyanyi menyanyi indeed.......

eyeris: wahh.. I am gonna shy away soon.........
I will only believe you if you're gonna match me up successfully with one of the PPS bloggers. LOL

kracker: nahh you look yummy dropdead gorgeous hot the way you are...... :P

Edison said...

HEhE.. usted entiende espanol? HEhE.. muchas bien!

Carrie said...

not sure why anyone is against your tan????? go get some sun! i wish I could! ;)

Yng Lyn said...

edison: si, pero muy muy poco!

mitzee: thanks dear... there's not much sun in London now though... sigh!!
when's the summer season over there?

Simple American said...

I laugh everytime I look at this pic. Ah Mui I cannot keep my peace any longer.

Did you eat the whole damn thing in one bite?

Just had to ask.

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