Friday, September 02, 2005
To Be or Not To Be
FRIEND: Hello Lyn. How are you?
LYN: Better than ever! How about you? How was your trip to Spain?
FRIEND: Brilliant, we had so much sun!!
LYN: But you don't have a tan.....
FRIEND: You should see my son, he is AS BROWN AS YOU.
Lyn: Ohh... I ... See....
FRIEND: In fact he is TOO BROWN. We told him to stay off the water but he stuck in there.
LYN: Uh Huh.......
FRIEND: So now he is BROWN. He is ROASTED.
FRIEND: Yeah, that too. But it is his NEW SKIN COLOUR that is shocking.
LYN: Bet he looks AS GOOD AS ME....... he should join me at Regent's Park later to top it up.....
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PEOPLE AGAINST MY TAN?!!??!?