Saturday, September 17, 2005

Once upon a time...

Crooning on my STEREO: Stranded by JENNIFER PAIGE

Once upon a time, I used to take the piss out of first year undergrads scrounging the streets after 3am. They are usually pissed. These pack of 'girlies' are scantily dressed and they cling on to their girlfriends for dear life to maintain their grip on the road. After that they shamelessly puke (aka. pollute) several times by the roadside. Strange black (and warm) liquid usually flow from their mouths like some goddamn waterfall. Their girlfriends will rummage through their handbags for some tissue. Then they get onto a cab. And then puke through the window.

LAST NIGHT, I DID THE EXACT SAME THING.

Fucking hell. I never knew this day will ever come. Someone please slap me.

21 comments:

mistipurple said...

er...gingerly step forward and SLAP, and runs back.
you asked me to, that's why.
i would rather give hugs actually.

Beer Brat said...

A trip out of soberity should make you appreciate the clarity of your mind. Not to mention you always feel brainwashed after each hangover.

Supermans Foot said...

its ok its allowed once in a while! I just dont expect to here of a repeat. (ive been a bit worse for wear a few times myself and its fun fun fun ... at the time

Anonymous said...

mm... drunk disoriented vomiting Lyn...
Wow.
dann

Simple American said...

Consider yourself slapped Ah Mui.

Oh you meant the face! So much for enjoying it.

Caracola said...

It happens in all the "good families"......i remeber one or two deep black episodes of mine too!! :-)

eyeris said...

damn. too bad i wasn't there to take pictures... hahahaha

Kunstemæcker said...

SLAP!

Jess said...

oh poor lyn! really though, it happens to even the best of us sometimes.

Anonymous said...

I'd like to know, from my many unsuccessful attempts to get you ridiculously drunk, who managed to get you to consume so much alcohol that you felt like you had to empty your dinner on Tottenham Court Road?

John

LE said...

awwww. hope you're feeling better.

Oreos said...

there's a first time for everything, eh?

Yng Lyn said...

misti: hahah thanks for the slap.. i think it woke me up for it

beer brat: i think brainwashing is good, it makes me forget crap....

supermans foot: oh yes, i forgot thatg you are English!

kor kor: hmmmmmm.. you nastyy.... LOL

caracolacolacola: share your episodes with us.. pleaseeeeeeee

eyeris: I could have ditched you in Brixton if you did that .. LOL

kracker: SLAP!

jess: i know... sigh....

John: you are too popular and often too busy to accompany me on a drink binge!!! ;)

le: thankss dearr hugs

oreo: indeed.... indeed....

Kris said...

well, that clears things up for me. I always walk around in daytime, passing several puke spots and say to my mind "i really want to kill these discusting folk!"
-But I see your involvemt in this was an accident, so I'll make an exeption. ;)

Simple American said...

I'm running Ah Mui. But I have the laptop for writing.

Supermans Foot said...

yeah we no nothing englanders

Kunstemæcker said...

You're almost in Belgium! YAY!

Simple American said...

I'm at my destination Ah Mui. My two hour drive took 15 hours. But me and the kids are beyond the 100 miles winds. Still are going to face some 75 milers.

crazycat said...

such puking makes me think of waterfall................out of your mouth.. lol.. sorry
:P

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