Friday, November 10, 2006

That's Amore


Crooning on my STEREO: Rock Steady by ALL SAINTS


In NAPOLI where love is king
When boy meets girl
Here's what they say....

(Lyn dances around the room with a hairbrush)

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That's amore

(Lyn gets smacked by an oncoming pizza)

When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine
That's amore

(Lyn downs five shots of limoncello)

Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you'll sing "Vita bella"

(Lyn takes to the streets of Perugia chanting, 'IL DIVO- TI AMEROOOOO!')

Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
Like a gay tarantella

When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool
That's amore

(Lyn pukes out hot liquid)

When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet
You're in love

(Lyn attempts a quadaxel jump on a cobbled slope)

When you walk in a dream but you know you're not
Dreaming signore


(Lyn crashes back into her room half conscious)

Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli

That's AMORE

(Lyn passes out)



This weekend: I am spending the night in a VOLCANO and I will be dancing all the way to NAPOLI.....



I am falling in love with Italia.

13 comments:

stephanie said...

holaaaaaaaaaa...babe im getting my heartbroken :( hehehe but ish good ure falling in love lol cant wait to see youuuuuu and do our typical "tai tai" sessions *SOB* and pls for fux sake stay SOBER enuf to fend off more potential stalkers :p xx

lilyliverbird said...

hey..i remember this pic. you were there with someone else right?

Or is my memory a bit hazy?

Mirebella said...

What do you mean your falling in love with Italia again? It was love in first sight with me! But then again, I havent been to Espana yet have I? Lol...

All this gallavanting your doing is giving me itchy feet ;-)

Btw - your fav boyband Il Divo are doing an OZ tour too!

Simple American said...

I think you're walking in your sleep babe. Take it easy Mui Mui. haha

Great catching up with you on IM.

mistipurple said...

lol. i love that song!
i remember it was once sung by a frog!!! in a spell he was caught in!

Friend Stealer said...

hey lyn, your picture showed up on this month's juice magazine... remember that night with the 2 pitchers of long island ice tea? :p

Anonymous said...

This is my version (please note that I've made absolutely no attempt to produce lyrics to match the music)..

A girl meets a guy.
They eat some pies.
They both get fat,
And then die.
That's AMORE

John

Miss Fern said...

Haha ~ If you have to vote for the campy-est moment of your life, this one is definitely it!

Lyn Cabaret - One Night Only! Drinks not included.

Kunstemæcker said...

so you're not coming to Belgium. What a let down.

Yng Lyn said...

steph: babessss!!!! dont be heartbroken!!! you're gorgeous and that prick will realise what he's missing on!! god I need to push him into the volcano to wake him up!!!
yesss.. let's resume out taitai sessions in January k?? drink tea, shop on a weekday, eat sushi and be bitchy. this da life!!!!! hugsss

lily: yeahh it was taken at Cap Blanc Nez in France.. i was with that with a good Belgian friend. :)

mirebella: hahaah i hated Italia when I first went there 8 years ago... but i guess hate turns to love. Ohh,, you will LOVE espana!!!!! i bet you will!! :D

korkor: i used to sleepwalk but no longer. I am living a dream!! :D

friendstealer: hahaah, I love your appropriate nick ;) and no, it wasn't me in Juice this month. It was YOU! looking like ME!!!! ;)
It's the long island....

Ah John: I thought your version was more romantic..... is that how you serenade your girlfriend???

miss fern: hahahah CAMP INDEED!! ;) i like that.... do promote me k???? you must be so proud of me.. haha!

kracker: yeah, its a turnaround decision..... and Cara convinced me more effectively ;) of course I will visit you soon!!!! ;)

Anonymous said...

ur just falling in love with italia? ive always been in love with it.. :) if u go to the pub crawl in florence again, send my dearest regards to charlie and get me the shirt! xoxo enjoy the rest of your weeks in italia bella! and i hope there will be more candidatos to come! er.. preferably over the age of 21.. ;)

Friend Stealer said...

You're in denial! lol, and thanks for the compliment, i like the way you write as well.

Yng Lyn said...

jenn: yess I will look for the missing shirt and ship Charlie home for you!! ;) i've given up on men, its either i turn into a paedophile or lesbica...... ;(

friend stealer: no noooo.... i am not in denial.. its the TRUTH!! ;)

mentiras.....