Thanks for the memories (I was tagged by Kunstemaecker)

Crooning on my STEREO: La Tortura by SHAKIRA
Still writing from the Alcatraz....

10 years ago today: I was quite sure I was running and screaming round like a goddamn lunatic kid in DISNEYWORLD, Florida. Come on, I was only 12!!!!

5 years ago today:Was wailing my eyes out over a bloke I fancied who didn't give two hoots about me. Takes place annually.

1 year ago today: Was probably buried in ZOUK Kuala Lumpur on a free RnB night.

Yesterday: I took two hours to design my thesis cover page, I swear it looks good enough to be published.

Tomorrow: Will bake myself in the sun, do a few laps in the pool, get high on Sangria, take my dogs to the vet and I SHOULD REALLY GET SOME SERIOUS WORK DONE.

5 snacks I enjoy: Black Olives, Cherry Tomatoes, Sour cream crisps, Honey Roasted Cashews and Mayonaise straight from the jar.

5 bands that I know the lyrics to most of their songs:Guns N Roses, Spice Girls (ssshhhhhhhhhh), Boyzone (ssssshhhhhhhhh), Backstreet Boys (Nooooooooooooooo) and B2K. (I SAYYYY..... boyband lyrics are memorable because they RHYME and they're CHEESY as SHIT.)

5 things I would do with $100,000,000: I will do a PARIS HILTON and ROMAN 'CHELSKI'... and renovate the local animal shelter.

5 locations I'd like to run away to: SPAIN, CRETE, CYPRUS, MACHU PICCHU and CUBA.

5 bad habits I have:
- I often eat when you talk..... doesn't mean I am not listening.
- I compulsively buy TOO MANY handbags.
- My e-mail inefficiency. Expect a reply in at least a weeks time.
- I don't pick up calls.
- I complain my ass off about how I am soooo FAT and UGLY when the simple solution is to just go on a DIET.

5 things I like doing:
Sleep
Eat
Complain
Tan
Splurge

5 things I would never wear:
Hot Pants.... it is just, so, WRONG.
Condom
Lycra tights
Fluroscent boob tube
Single piece swimsuit

5 TV shows I like: MATCH OF THE DAY and FOOTBALLER'S WIVES 1,2,3 and 4

5 movies I like: Lovers of the Arctic Circle, Nights of Cabiria, Hotel Rwanda and two short films which I've acted in bad form.

5 famous people I'd like to meet:

OSAMA BIN LADEN- To tell him off for causing so much of inconvenience to my travel plans.
DAVID BISBAL- so that he can call me 'GUAPA'... he says that to ALL his fans anyway.
PEDRO ALMODOVAR- I want him to CAST me in his next film and thus end my career woes.
JOSE REYES- so that I can FAINT.
IKER CASILLAS- so that I can DIE.

5 biggest joys of the moment: my family, my dogs, my credit cards, my Ipod and panfried foie gras.

5 favorite toys: My 20yr old teddy hippo, my wireless laptop, my battered BMW, my figure skates and my summer fling. (okay.. not literally)

5 Victims to tag: Eyeris, Dann, Kris, Viviane and Pip