Sunday, July 24, 2005

Thanks for the memories (I was tagged by Kunstemaecker)

Crooning on my STEREO: La Tortura by SHAKIRA
Still writing from the Alcatraz....

10 years ago today: I was quite sure I was running and screaming round like a goddamn lunatic kid in DISNEYWORLD, Florida. Come on, I was only 12!!!!

5 years ago today:Was wailing my eyes out over a bloke I fancied who didn't give two hoots about me. Takes place annually.

1 year ago today: Was probably buried in ZOUK Kuala Lumpur on a free RnB night.

Yesterday: I took two hours to design my thesis cover page, I swear it looks good enough to be published.

Tomorrow: Will bake myself in the sun, do a few laps in the pool, get high on Sangria, take my dogs to the vet and I SHOULD REALLY GET SOME SERIOUS WORK DONE.

5 snacks I enjoy: Black Olives, Cherry Tomatoes, Sour cream crisps, Honey Roasted Cashews and Mayonaise straight from the jar.

5 bands that I know the lyrics to most of their songs:Guns N Roses, Spice Girls (ssshhhhhhhhhh), Boyzone (ssssshhhhhhhhh), Backstreet Boys (Nooooooooooooooo) and B2K. (I SAYYYY..... boyband lyrics are memorable because they RHYME and they're CHEESY as SHIT.)

5 things I would do with $100,000,000: I will do a PARIS HILTON and ROMAN 'CHELSKI'... and renovate the local animal shelter.

5 locations I'd like to run away to: SPAIN, CRETE, CYPRUS, MACHU PICCHU and CUBA.

5 bad habits I have:
- I often eat when you talk..... doesn't mean I am not listening.
- I compulsively buy TOO MANY handbags.
- My e-mail inefficiency. Expect a reply in at least a weeks time.
- I don't pick up calls.
- I complain my ass off about how I am soooo FAT and UGLY when the simple solution is to just go on a DIET.

5 things I like doing:
Sleep
Eat
Complain
Tan
Splurge

5 things I would never wear:
Hot Pants.... it is just, so, WRONG.
Condom
Lycra tights
Fluroscent boob tube
Single piece swimsuit

5 TV shows I like: MATCH OF THE DAY and FOOTBALLER'S WIVES 1,2,3 and 4

5 movies I like: Lovers of the Arctic Circle, Nights of Cabiria, Hotel Rwanda and two short films which I've acted in bad form.

5 famous people I'd like to meet:

OSAMA BIN LADEN- To tell him off for causing so much of inconvenience to my travel plans.
DAVID BISBAL- so that he can call me 'GUAPA'... he says that to ALL his fans anyway.
PEDRO ALMODOVAR- I want him to CAST me in his next film and thus end my career woes.
JOSE REYES- so that I can FAINT.
IKER CASILLAS- so that I can DIE.

5 biggest joys of the moment: my family, my dogs, my credit cards, my Ipod and panfried foie gras.

5 favorite toys: My 20yr old teddy hippo, my wireless laptop, my battered BMW, my figure skates and my summer fling. (okay.. not literally)

5 Victims to tag: Eyeris, Dann, Kris, Viviane and Pip

27 comments:

eyeris said...

you just HAD to tag me again, didn't you? :)

Yng Lyn said...

MUAHAHAAH.. oh yeahhhh I just lurvveeeee tagging YOU!!!!!
No lah, just to give you more work to do..

Simple American said...

Can't lurk anymore.

Wat part of you is fat? I went back and looked at the pitchers again.

And do you use a spoon, knife or finger when you eat mayo?

Caracola said...

Now i know WHY u like Spain so much Lol!! 3 peole u would like to meet from Spain! muaahahaha!

Yng Lyn said...

simple american: my bum, thighs, arms, face......
ohh, I use a knife. hope it doesn't scare anyone away!!

Caracolacolacola: ohhhhh you've read my mind la!! precisely!!! but i still the love the country as it is....... :D
guess what? I bought a Bisbal dvd... it is titled Todo por ustedes!... cost me 24 US dollars!

Simple American said...

Still don't see fat. Maybe face a little bit, but dat's for yo daddy to pinch. Has to be a price for the jet setters.

Post more pitchers!!! Dun believe you.

Also is it butter knife or putcher knife. I run if its the latter.

Caracola said...

oh lah! u can get all of those cheapper in here lol!! jeje

Anonymous said...

hey i don't think you need a diet you look great the way you are.
don't forget with 100,000 you check out all the football stadiums in Europe.
I hope i can tag along on that trip
i thought you were going to escape to andalucia and santiago de compostela, what happened?
Pedro

Anonymous said...

Oh dear god, you tagged me. You are so asking for more sun-burn-pats. Is that why you haven't called me yet?
Is it fear or guilt girl?!
Dann

Yng Lyn said...

simple american: hahah cheers!! there's still puppy fat on my face i am dying to get rid of...
and I do use a BUTCHER knife!!!!!!!!

caracola: I knowwwwwwww.... I can't believe I spent that amount of money!!!! so regretful la!!!!

pedro: yeahh I would have bought half the stadiums in europe with that amount of money. Just to have make sure I wont turn footie into a monopoly!
ohh my trip! thanks to those goddam terrorists I have to postpone my trip three yrs in a row!

dann: nahhh its FEAR. FEAR. FEAR

Fear of the 30-yr old PERV with a pony tail.....

will call later la you bugger

Simple American said...

Those cheeks never go away. Jez ask my wife. Who was so happy when my daughter showed up and gave her cheeks a break from my tweaks. Of course da gitl knows Tae Kwon Do now and its more of challenge now.

But I see the knife, so I drop a jar of mayonnaise and run.

Kunstemæcker said...

If you want to be cast in an Almodovar movie you'll have to act like a man acting like a woman. That's not easy (check my blog and you'll understand)

Yng Lyn said...

simple american: haah thats cute!! i guess I will have to keep those chubby cheeks..... they could be a valuable asset!
as for the butcher knife... its time to chop the mayo jar into two.

kunstemaecker: yeahh i agree.. its a special kind of art to portray camp almodovar characters. Something that will take years to learn and acquire!

Miss Fern said...

you scare me sometimes..

wonder if i should be seen in public with you..

0.o

Yng Lyn said...

Mei Fern: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Caracola said...

Señorita!!! where are you? u know, u need to update leh!! ok ok no more pressure....i am gone now....i 'll be back 2morrow to check u out! ;-) kiss kisss!!!

Jess said...

I have an unhealthy appreciation for black olives too.

Kunstemæcker said...

UPDATE ALREADY!


god...

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