Saturday, May 07, 2005

TAGGED!!!!!

Crooning on my STEREO: Your Mother's Got a Penis by GOLDIE LOOKIN' CHAINS

Don't fret, all your ridiculous QUESTIONS from the previous entry will be answered in THREE DAYS time. In the meantime, keep them coming in....
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I've been tagged by good ol' EYERIS so I've gotta choose 5 outta the list of occupations below and explain what I'm gonna do with my chosen professions......

If I could be a WRITER.....I'm gonna write endlessly about MY LIFE and MAKE the whole world read my books.

If I could be a PHOTOGRAPHER...I'd ONLY photograph IKER CASILLAS heads in and heads out. Voyeurism is no sin, INNIT???

If I could be a MOVIE PRODUCER....I'd produce a film on MANCHESTER UNITED'S LOCKER ROOMS outlining the dodgy antics their players are up to..... eg. chucking shoes at each other.

If I could be a PSYCHOLOGIST.... there'd be more SANE people in this world. And more people who'd complain LESS.

If I could be PARIS HILTON'S STYLIST... I'd nick her credit cards, rob her wardrobe and marry her father.
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Okay, I had to choose 3 people to choose 5 occupations from below and do the same I just did......(just like a bloody chain letter) I hate to do this but I'd hate to be a spoilsport. So the LUCKY final three are:

STEF cos she's got such a candid view of life that its worth noting what rubbish she's got to say....MUAHAHA
SUE FERN cos she's my beloved neighbour (whom I never see) from home and I know she's dead stressed so I'm going to add a little more weight onto her burdens.......
VINCENT I know he'd stay away from this but its worth trying cos he's got the best sense of humour........

  • If I could be a scientist…
  • If I could be a farmer…
  • If I could be a musician…
  • If I could be a doctor…
  • If I could be a painter…
  • If I could be a gardener…
  • If I could be a missionary…
  • If I could be a chef…
  • If I could be an architect…
  • If I could be a linguist…
  • If I could be a psychologist…
  • If I could be a librarian…
  • If I could be an athlete…
  • If I could be a lawyer…
  • If I could be an innkeeper…
  • If I could be a professor…
  • If I could be a writer…
  • If I could be a llama-rider…
  • If I could be a bonnie pirate…
  • If I could be a service member…
  • If I could be a photographer…
  • If I could be a philanthropist…
  • If I could be a rap artist…
  • If I could be a child actor…
  • If I could be a secret agent…
  • If I could be a comedian/comedienne…
  • If I could be a priest...
  • If I could be a radio announcer...
  • If I could be a phlebotomist...
  • If I could be Paris Hilton's stylist...
  • If I could be a movie producer...
  • If I could be the CEO of Microsoft...
  • If I could be an astronaut…
  • If I could be a world famous blogger…
  • If I could be a justice on any one court in the world…
  • If I could be married to any current famous political figure…
  • If I could be a dog trainer…
  • If I could be Bruce Lee...

10 comments:

vincent said...

oooooohh....tempting me, eh? I'll get down to it soon la..

Yng Lyn said...

muahahaah... go on.... do it!!
LOL

Anonymous said...

If I could be a bonnie pirate…I'd plunder the straights of melaka and buy me a llama to ride off into the sunset with...

Till then, I'm stuck studying about ..lets see.... 'the mutation of the components of signal transduction pathways which could lead to aberrant signalling..'

o_O ?

and all this while i thought i was doing medicine.



I miss u lynnie !

- Sueeeeeee ( day dreaming of riding llamas )

Yng Lyn said...

Ho Ho Ho Bonnie PIRATE!!! aka. Dr. Sue da GREATTTT...
man, good luck with yer exams and studies...... remember, you'll be celebrating yer 21st in a month!!!
miss ya tooooo sueeeeeeeee
hugs!

stephanie said...

ooooo the nerve of u...u wait! >.< im not even sure if i shud take it as a compliment or not *hmmph*

Yng Lyn said...

no no dearrrr.. its a compliment!! At least i thought of you!! :D

stephanie said...

*gasp*

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