Crooning on my STEREO: Don't Cry by GUNS N ROSES
St Paul's Cathedral on a sunny day.......
Lyn: *Knock Knock*
Priest: Who's there?
Lyn: Lyn
Priest: Lyn who?
Lyn: God knows.
Priest: My child.. thou shalt not blaspher.......
Lyn: Ask God... really, He knows me!
Priest: Hold On....
10 minutes later. Lyn is left out standing in the cold taking photos with her phone camera.
Priest: Oi, come here.
Lyn: Yes?
Priest: We are closed today.
Lyn: Whaaaaaatttt??????
Priest: Come back tommorrow.
Lyn: I thought that the House of God is open everyday??
Priest: This is St. Paul's, not house of God..
Lyn: So this is St. Paul's house?
Priest: No, he doesn't live here.
Lyn: Then? Just let me in I need to talk to God.
Priest: Sorry but we are closed today.....
Lyn: So can I speak to St Paul then? Maybe he can pass my message...
Priest: But sorry we are closed!!!
Security Guard: Whats the matter?
Lyn: Oh crap.... Ciao Ciao!!!!
(scurries off and later finds herself in some random St Bartholomew's cathedral..)
4 comments:
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yeah, will write and amuse you when i find the time....... I hate looking at my schedule!!!!!
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