Monday, January 10, 2005

Michael Schumacher

Crooning on my STEREO: Deseos De Cosas Imposibles by LA OREJA DE VAN GOGH

Tonight, Matthew, I am going to pick on......

Bet you have seen this prick. Bloody giant red ant. People say that he is a role model. Of course, you are a saint when you advertise cigarrettes to juveniles.

Sleazy, slimey, cheshire cat grin. He wouldn't even take his hands off a married man. Thus the quote: 'Winner Takes All'

The perfect couple. An asianphillic toad and a whinging horse working hand in hand to deceive and defeat.

Reality check: Identity crisis. No friends. No fans. Only a grid board. Time to reflect.
Oh, wow, he's got feelings.

Drunkard in crisis. Would you ever respect a man who's sick on the podium and hogs the champagne all to himself? (even at times when he's actually NOT the victor.)

Unfortunately the Tifosi(s) do. They love this man unconditionally, even after kingdom comes.

Even when he starts tearing down trees and wildlife to build his fleet of giant mansions. They will still love him.

No wonder they say that love is blind.


vincent said...

oh hell yeah!
shoemaker scum..

Anonymous said...

unas palabras:

"las peliculas", no dices "los peliculas"

Yng Lyn said...

vincent: yeahh... join the anti-tifosi club!

anonymous: ¡graçias!

Suemoo said...

Sue to a 97 yr old helpless lady patient, on inspecting her eyes for signs of anaemia :
' I'm just going to put my thumbs INTO your eyes... its shouldnt hurt at all! '

Please tell me what im doing in this course! all I've accomplished to this day is frightening poor old souls....
Oh dear.

Fix your internet connection babes.. :)

Yng Lyn said...

Sue babes!!! remember what you are learning on your course now will save lives in the future!! I will need you to check if i'm anaemic somewhere in the near future....
hey, you will do fine, anytime whenever work is getting to you, you are welcome to London!!hugs! take careeeee

Anonymous said...

I never noticed he was sponsored by malvoro.
now you know, I don't watch car racing.
those tifosis.
another example of a "good role model"
is maradona. He may well have been one of the best football players of all times(remember the hand of god).
But, look at him now; he is a fat pig, due to his current addiction to cocaine.
you should have a list of all the "good models"


Anonymous said...

Oh yeah babe, tell it like it is!
Silver Arrows will give the Red bastards what for this year I'm sure.


sunny sunflower said...

hey yng lyn! how ya going girl? found your blog address ... been reading it for the past 1.5 hours.
good to see you're doing good! :) hehe... take care... stay in touch k? :) add me on your msn list ... mine's :) cheerios, Love.. debs!

Yng Lyn said...

A mi cariño: I agree about Maradona... what a waste of a good life..

Seez: yeahhh another Mclaren fan!!!!! join the elite club!!!

Debs: oh my god!!! its beeen ages!! how are you babes?? i love your blogs, good to see you're enjoying australia! :)

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