Since my weekend was spent loitering around on a feature film set with an ex-Harry Potter actor, I couldnt think of anything worthwhile to blog.
I was however, by a matter of vengance, tagged by VINCENT with the 'I am Holier than Thou Baton.'
TODAY, YOU CAN HAVE YOUR FILL OF MY RUBBISH!
LAST BLOG I READ WAS :
MUSINGS OF AN ERRATIC MIND
I THINK MY BLOG IS WAY BETTER THAN THAT BLOG ABOVE BECAUSE:
Because I am TECHNICALLY SINGLE and Steph the blogger is NOT! (Marital status doesn't make a frigging difference but i am just stuck with nothing else to say)
IMO, THE BEST ENTRY I HAVE EVER BLOGGED IS :
I have TWO favourite entries. The first one is 10 PESTS METAPHORS because it actually SMACKED some civillians in the FACE.
The second one is MI HERMANA because it is dedicated to my sister. Also fascinates me how the half of you lot did not get the jokes.
FIVE BLOGS THAT MAY BE BETTER THAN MINE :
(Diplomatic disclaimer: Every blog linked to my site is of a certain extraterrestial/worthy quality, but since I only have five spaces on this bit I will handpick the blogs I've been
VINCENT: He virtually never fails to crack me up. Possibly the only MANCHESTER UNITED FAN with a respectable amount of WIT and BRAINS.
PIP : My transatlantic blog buddy who writes well with a sarcastic view of all things ordinary and extraordinary.
NEIL GAIMAN: simply because he is a GENIUS and he has foreseen my alter ego (Delirium) immortalised in the lengendary Sandman Comics.
DODDERED: An employed graduate with immense writing talent and an unconventional sense of humour.... marred by the ONLY FLAW OF NOT UPDATING HER BLOG!!!!!!!!
CHASING RAINBOWS: The diary of an honest and wretched soul who took her own life before I could reach my hand out to her.
I KNOW MY READERS ARE ADDICTED TO MY BLOG BECAUSE :
Addicted? what BOLLOCKS.
If there any "LYN ADDICTS" they are probably those who enjoy catching up on a LOSER'S life in order to feel good about themselves.
I confess I do point my gun at people's heads from time to time to maintain my blog's dignity.
I PASS THIS TO :
EYERIS Because he tagged me the last time round and I'd like to see his 'perasan' side.
KUNSTEMAECKER Not simply because he's an excellent blogger.... it is also my evil plan to contribute to his daily workload!
SUEF because I previously tagged her at a pretty awkward time but now that her exams are over.....