Tuesday, December 04, 2007
Crooning on my STEREO: Tutta Mia La Citta by Giuliano Palma & the Bluebeaters
I AM GOING BLIND. Like, seriously. My vision is tormented as I type this. So don't go about kicking my butt for the numerous typo errors that will come your way. gnfgnjtjhykujkygil,gu
That was quite bad wasn't it?
Come on, FEEL SORRY FOR ME.
Actually NO. People annoy me when they feel sorry for me. Cos there's really nothing to be sorry about. It's not your fault. And it's totally not MY fault. And despite karma's bitching, I really don't want to feel sorry for you either.
There's a primal point in this gibberish. I am teaching you not to get involved in other people's woes. Or worse, take interest in other people's woes. And the worst: IMAGINE other people's woes.
Unless you can contribute to relegating the pain, this noble deed annoys the shit out of me.
You see, I had a girlfriend who texted me out of the blue:
Friend: HI! LONG TIME NO SEE. HOW R U? xxx
Me: Hi xxx, nice to hear from you. I am good. N u?
Friend: OIC. I M OK. I M ALWAYZ HERE IF U ND ME :)
Me: Erm. ok, thanks.
Friend: SO? HOW IS EVERYTHING?
Me: Yeah is good. Been busy as usual!
Friend: IC. WELL I AM SENDING LOTS OF KISSES 2 GIVE U COURAGE 4 THE DAY XX
Me: Ok thanks. Likewise to you too.
Friend: LYN B STRONG. I M HERE 4 U. I KNOW LIFE AINT EZ. XXX
Me: My life is perfect, thank you.
Friend: U CAN ALWAYZ SPK TO ME. SENDING U RABBITS AND RAINBOWS 4 THE DAY!!! xxxxxxxxx
First of all, do you think she sounds like a COMEPLETE COW?
I have an insatiable urge to whack her with a coconut. I don't get it, I have reiterated that my life is FINE but why does this delusional cow keep insisting that I have PROBLEMS? Or rather, problems that I would want to SHARE with her.
I don't need her blessings. Nor courage. Or whatever munchkins. *cringe*
Change of topic. Ok. I am going to expound how much I worship Julio Medem. Thanks to YouTube, I am giving you the opportunity to experience one of the most oh-my-god scenes ever staged. I ADORE IT.
On a separate note, did you know that Kuala Lumpur hosted an International Film Festival? With the most grotesque international films line up I've ever seen.
So, who are these morons on the selection panel?