Tuesday, May 16, 2006

DATE WANTED

Crooning on my STEREO: Bump Bump Bump by B2K

In case you are wondering, I managed to source for an alternative job to supplement my life's monotony. Please embrace this SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO DATE HIM?


Come on, show my nice friend some LOVE.

He is CUTE, POLITE, INTELLIGENT and WACKY.

Well, that's what I think anyway. I have such brilliant taste so you can certainly TRUST me on this.

INTERESTED?

CALL ME, LEAVE A COMMENT OR E-MAIL ME to arrange for a date. A group date if you'd prefer.

SATISFACTION GUARANTEED OR LYN WILL BUY YOU A FANTASTIC ROUND OF DRINKS.


I bet you lot forgot that I am a professional pimp. I am looking forward to my big fat paycheck for this...

21 comments:

Simple American said...

Good luck. *slinks out the back door*

Mirebella said...

*Hands waving wildly* - me, me!! ;)

Altho - sadly *sigh*- not till I get over yourways at the end of the yr me thinks...lol.

Any OTHER eligable boys in your lil black book luvvy? And yes - I'm up for that round of drinks too! :-))

Syat said...

Random, but how old is he?

I'm that desperate that I might be interested.

You know where to get me.

*BTW, where do I sign up for your pimping agency. =)

Yng Lyn said...

kor kor: hahah it will do well :)

mirebella: lots of boys in my book!! girl, if you're in town i will be more than happy to set you up with him :)

syat: he's 23, and he looks better in real life! dearie, i will ring you soon to recruit!! ;)

I thought you have a boyfriend?? ;)

syat said...

Long story, but we broke up a few months ago. Looking forward to hearing from you. =))

He looks yummy. Haha...

What's your pimping services rate ?

Kunstemæcker said...

ARSEnal lost to Barcelona!

Jane said...

I know that Kracker! shut up!
Oh Lyn... I don't want to be big sister for this cute boy...
and I hate kids!!
:-P
Can I date you instead? I will buy you drinks... ;-)

Carrie said...

ok he's WAY too young for me, but if I was his age, OH MY GOD!!!

I'd totally and completely rape him...oh wait that would be me NOW....so I'd date him YES! if I was 20....

he's frickin adorable!!!!!

Miss Fern said...

hm - any other info on this hottie? how do we know he's not deranged or if he harbours some dark secret? he IS ur friend after all...

talk about exploitation...

lilyliverbird said...

Is his grandfather available?

car@ said...

Too young for me....but he looks cute! :-)

Yng Lyn said...

rest assured that he is not underaged and dodgy. A nice guy with a pleasant personality. looks good in a suit.

still open for application.

yvy said...

yummy-licious...but i'd hate to b a craddle snatcher! lol :P

any jon bonjovi look-alikes? o wait a min....i'm getting hitched! bugger....*mumbles n grumbles under breath as me walks away...*

stephanie said...

i want i want!! *raves madly* Note: I'm NOT deprived or anything of that sort...and if the male does so happen to come across this msg, it will self-destruct? o_O Tell me it will madame siew :p Hold on, is this that hottie in the other office???

Yng Lyn said...

yvy: marriage is better, lah. more stable. no play-play...

stef:I thought you have a boyfriend??

oops. I blew it, haha!

ps: there TWO hotties over there :P

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new reader here!! name's emily. He's sizzling hot!!! Too bad i'm in m'sia.. sigh

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