Sunday, March 26, 2006

THEFT

Crooning on my STEREO: In My Arms by MYLO

TO A CERTAIN BITCH-THIEF WHO NICKED MY STUFF LAST NIGHT:

HELLO CHICKEN SHIT
,

You fucking little puny criminal PUSSY.

Have you FUCKED yourself yet? Oh yeah, you CANT do it. YOU HAD TO BE A THIEF BORN OUT OF A SHITHOLE.

Tell me, HOW DOES IT FEEL TO NICK 30 RINGGIT OUT OF SOMEBODY'S WALLET?

THATS 30 FUCKING RINGGIT!!!!!!
THAT'S, LIKE, 5 QUID. 7 DOLLARS.


Happy? You are 30 ringgit richer now. It COULD have paid for my BREKKIE the next day. It COULD have bought me a crap CD. I COULD have bought MYSELF another round of Magarita Presidente.

YOU PRETTY LITTLE CHINK FACED BITCH,

I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL.

I HOPE YOU USED THAT STOLEN DOSH TO GET YOURSELF A CRACK FIX AND DIE from it.


I still remember your bullimic, slutty face of a CUNT.
YOU DUMB WHORE. You even forgot to nick my credit card. Were you too pissed to bypass free dosh staring at your face? Oh no. You have never seen a credit card before.


YOU EVEN STOLE MY FAVOURITE MOTIVI BELT. YOU ULTRA CUNT.

So, what are you going to do with it? Embark on a steamy S&M fuck session with your HIV PLayboy? If so,
I HOPE YOU STRANGLE YOURSELF FROM IT.

Damn you, BITCH.

17 comments:

car@ said...

HOLY SHIT LYN!!! i really cannot imagine you saying all those things....LYN IS POSSESED!!!!! ;-P

AND YES! SHE IS A BIATCH! so sorry to hear that; hugs ma belle!!! HUGS!!!!!
hope she will die from a crack dose...that's so....AAARGGGHHHHH!! i swear i would kick on her pussy and make her tits explode!

Jane said...

Hahahaha... Look at the post and look at Car@'s comment.. you two should be female wrestlers!!!
Smack da BITCH down!!!

Miss Fern said...

Somebody grab the firehose or something...

What happened la? You know who stole it?

lilyliverbird said...

Your breakfast cost RM30???

Go bitchslap that bitch..Or I'll do it for you!

stephanie said...

Fux sake. Such profanity. DAMN THAT WHOREEEE!!! She started a fucking fire no one can put out now :p

Carrie said...

HOLY FUCK!

that's the HARDEST kick session I've ever heard!

You are my NEW HERO!

I hope if you see that bitch again you kick her right in the cunt!
fucking crack whores!

dreaming-neko said...

i sense a little hostility here :)
blog hopping from brighter death~

cool place you got, woman.
are you to angry to trade links now?

Kunstemæcker said...

ROFLOL @ YOU & CARA

LMAOROFLOLBBQ BBQ W00T W00T BBQ

cyber-red said...

eh you know who steal ka?

next time put videocam in front ur table la... cinapek betul the idiot..

btw i dunno your email how to add u in friendster???

Simple American said...

Wowie Kapowie. I'm not stepping in on this one.

Hugs. Peace Mui.

lilyliverbird said...

Leng Loi Lyn,
You must be chuffed. And sleepy.

Congrats Arsenal! .

Mirebella said...

Awww...sweetie - material possesions..let it go.. now..take a deep breath - there you go... *In... Out... In.. Out..* But should you see her again - you go whack the living DAYLIGHTS OUT OF HER YOU HEAR!!!

sic6sense said...

no wonder i visit this blog..its so ALIVE!!

Brighter Death said...

I have not heard anyything to vitriolic since mighty WHITEHOUSE.. GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES.. YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY PLEASE!!

Butchieboy said...

Wow. Kick ass.

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