Monday, March 06, 2006

MONDAY SUCKS


Crooning on my STEREO:
For An Angel by PAUL VAN DYK

7:45 am: ALARM BEEPS.
Me Thinks: Heh?........ What?........... WHY???

7:50 am: SNOOZE ONCE. I WAKE TO REALITY.
Me Thinks: God damnnit why in all heavens name cant this be a SUNDAY MORNING?? God please not let this be a MONDAY!!!!! this can't be true!!!!! oh heavens NOOOO!!!!!

7:50 am: I SIT IN THE LOO.
Me Thinks: Fuck the world. My life sucks. My life sucks. My life sucks. My life sucks....

7:52 am: I BRUSH MY TEETH.
Me Thinks: I look shit. I look shit. I look shit. I look shit. I look shit.....

7:56 am: I PUT MY CLOTHES ON.
Me Thinks: Fuck this skirt I look like a turnip. Screw my bloody fatty arms I've got chicken wings...

8:00 am: I EAT MY BREAD WITH PEANUT BUTTER
Me Thinks: May this stale bread give me diarrhoea and a tummy gag so that I can take a half-day leave...

8:05 am: I TURN ON THE TELLY
Me Thinks: Come on.... give me a national crisis so that all roads leading to the city will be closed...

8:20 am : I GET INTO THE CAR
Me Thinks: Shit. The engine works.

8:30 am: I AM CAUGHT IN THE TRAFFIC
Me Thinks: The janitor has a better job. I think I should resign this week. Maybe tommorrow? Or Friday when boss is in a less shitty mood.

8:50 am: I REACH THE OFFICE LOBBY
Me Thinks: Damn it. Office is not flooded.

9:00 am: I GET INTO THE ELEVATOR
Me Thinks: Why can't there be a lift suspension error on, let's say, the 21st floor?

9:03 am: I GET TO MY DESK. I SWITCH ON MY DESKTOP.
Me Thinks: 9 hours to go. My life sucks. I wanna get pissed.

9:05 am: I COMPLAIN TO ANY SOUL WHO WALKS PAST ME ABOUT HOW ANNOYING MY AFFILIATES ARE. I PLAY BLUR's GREATEST HITS ON MY SPEAKERS.
I sing to Blur's Universal. And it really, really, really could happen.... tra la la la...... SIGH.

AND THE DAY FOLLOWS UP WITH MORE BORING SHIT.

Now sing this:

DON'T CHA WISH YOUR WORKING LIFE IS COOL LIKE MINE ??

14 comments:

car@ said...
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Brighter Death said...

Very apocalyptic.. I have never met anyone who has wished so many disasters upon herself in order to avoid work. Hope the situation will improve as you adjust to this new lifestyle..

car@ said...

"I REACH THE OFFICE LOBBY
Me Thinks: Damn it. Office is not flooded."
Lyn babe, this is what i exactly think when entering the parking lot of the hotel (the way to my locker room)
Why on earth is this hotel not flooded! when it rains two drops it feels like it is gonna to...but it is all in my imagination....bhoo hooo...so yeah, guess my working life sucks just like yours. (roflol)
But babe!! be happy! you don't look like shit!
-----YOU ARE THE SHIT!!!---- nuff said.
Have a nice day, week and month! ;-*
Muacks!!!

lilyliverbird said...

lyn,
I am right there with you. I fuckng hate my work at the mo. Bleh.

Kunstemæcker said...

self pity. ai ai.

but OH SO FUNNY!

Here's a big hug for you.

Simple American said...

Here's a hug and fuck the drinks sweetie.

Write

And then write some more.

Write and stop in the middle of the sentence. Sleep. Wake up. Work. Come home.

And then finish that sentence. Repeat until you can resign, because you sold your script.

cyber-red said...

damn kau funny laaaaaaaaaaa

come let's sama sama whine about monday bluesss lol

Jane said...

hahaha... I want to know anyone who loves Monday!! Fucking Monday!! Yeah!!
Now..I wish everyday is Sunday... my work sucks...

lilyliverbird said...

Yng Lng,
Here's something good for middle of the week. Chelsea is out of Europe mwahahahaha. Only Arsenal and Liverpool still in the running. Unless things change tonight lah.,

KevinTeh.Net said...

My old fren Lyn: good news.... your Arsenal's through!! I'm not an arse fan but well, as long as Chelsea's out I'm damn happy. :) Should celebrate! Keep in touch. kevinteh.net

lilyliverbird said...

Congrats Mrs Reyes!!! Here's rooting for you.

stephanie said...

bwahahahahahaha *cant stop laughing* dont we ALL just hate (with a pasioonn) the mundane monday? :p sleeping in never helps either...heck i hate ALL weekdays. Weekends are the bomb LOL

Yng Lyn said...

haha monday sucks and thanks to everyone's empathy...... :)
My only highlight of the week: ARSENAL ARE THROUGHHHHHHHH!!!!!

lilyliverbird said...

Congrats Lyn. Magnificent performance. You have Henry and Fibreglass. We have a bunch of Sperm Donor rejects. Aku nak nangis ni.