Sunday, December 04, 2005

Lyn's X MAS WISHLIST.


Crooning on my STEREO: Siempre Me Quedara by BEBE

Dear Santa,
I am sending this letter to you in advance 'cos I reckon, in a few weeks time, your mailbox will be flooded with stupid letters by stupid children asking you for a gingerbread man and all that sort of rubbish. Well, since I am an old spinster with serious requests I reserve the right to jump the queue. The other feat is that I have been a SAINT this entire year.

Okay, Santa-I-Grant-Every-Wish, here's my 2005 X Mas wishlist.

- SEBASTIEN IZAMBARD
- BODY FAT REDUCTION
- BANG AND OLUFSEN SPEAKER SYSTEM
- MORE MALAYSIAN FRIENDS
- KRACKER TO HAVE A BLAST IN KL
- ARSENAL TO GO ON A WINNING STREAK
- CHELSEA, WIGAN & MANYOO to LOSE
- PUTUMAYO CDs
- NO DEATHS
- MORE $$$$$
- A CAR. A DECENT CAR.
- SELF ESTEEM
- AN APPEARANCE IN FISHERMAN'S FRIEND TELLY COMMERCIAL
- HAPPINESS

That's it for the moment. I'm off to catch a plane to HMV Hong Kong to nab the latest IL DIVO Dvd before the other deluded DIVAS snatch them from stock. Don't miss me too much, I will bombard you with a longer list in a weeks time.

Cheers from your Siren,
LYNNNNNNNNNN


p.s: Here's a photo in any case you should forget me. (Yeah, I'm the dog.)

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

That poor dog. Why, his eyes are practically bulging! Lyn, cruel lah you. I know Malaysian animal cruelty laws are more lenient, but seriously...
dann.

PS. Watch Quill.

sue :) said...

well if mr claus just happens to be a figment of our imagination and u get nothing this christmas, you still have ME! Muaahahahaha.

now, arent u excited missy ?
Back 17th. which limo are u going to pick me up with?

yvy said...

aiyah, ONE wosh came true edi what ....u HAVE one more malaysians fren -ME!!! :)

n i am shocked that u didnt ask santa for front ros seats n backstage passes to il divo's concert n also access into their tour bus too. haiz....

have fun gurl n dont forget to come back!!!! *hugs*

Kunstemæcker said...

- SEBASTIEN IZAMBARD: who is he?
- BODY FAT REDUCTION: you have to get fat first.
- BANG AND OLUFSEN SPEAKER SYSTEM: good choice!
- MORE MALAYSIAN FRIENDS: you will
- KRACKER TO HAVE A BLAST IN KL: I will.
- PUTUMAYO CDs: you've come back to the light side! I love you Lyn.
- NO DEATHS: are you sure?
- MORE $$$$$: get a job and you will! haha
- A CAR. A DECENT CAR: which would you buy?
- SELF ESTEEM: you have it, but you refuse to recognize it.
- AN APPEARANCE IN FISHERMAN'S FRIEND TELLY COMMERCIAL: I hope you get it.
- HAPPINESS: don't start. You live a fantastic life. Focus on the good, not the bad.

sic6sense said...

poor santa. literally.

Simple American said...

So how long have you had this fetish for writing old fat men that wear red and have long white beards? (Note to self. Stop dyeing beard and let it grow to the floor)

Please make sure that your letter knocks my kid's letter out of the mailbag entirely. I cannot afford half that shit anyway.

Spinster! Spinster! SPINSTER! WTF!

Oh taking my medicine. Calm. Breath in.

I would think your chances for a decent relationship are more than average. The Malasian men will wake up or become sterile. If the latter occurs take another vacation.

As far your Xmas wish list. You're on your own. (I'm working on my compassion skills. Does it show yet.)

Leave ya a hug mui. About all I can do right nowadays.

Caracola said...

BABES!!!! i think Santa will be very kind with you...u have been a good girl!!! and i agree with Kracker in a lot of things....girl YOU are the queen!! remember that!! ;-)

btw: i can see from the pic ur dog just licked u!!!!! jajajajaja!! ;-P

YOU are UNIQUE!
And send me a good pic so i can see ur hair lah!!!!! jejejeje!!
LOVE YA!!!!!

Caracola said...

oh!! who is that on the pic? Machu or Pichu? he is ok now?? *muackssssssssss*

Jess said...

santa grants requests to spinsters like us :)

ty bluesmith said...

hi there

socialpest said...

ditto with what Kracker said. Many would love to be you. :)

Anonymous said...

i hope he makes all your wishes come true,
don't forget about los reyes magos,
you have to ask them each one for gives too.
I agree to what
Kunstemaecker said

chau, Pedro

Carrie said...

good luck in your pursuit for happiness...hope santa treats you well.....and all along i thought u were the cute girl....pffft! :P

crazycat said...

CUTE GIRL and cute dog... i dun think u can call urself old spinster yet.. am sure santa will be nice to you :)

Simple American said...

Saw an El Divo Christmas CD at Borders. Made me think of you.

Its still at Borders btw.

Jane said...

Lyn!!!! I'm in KL now!!! But I don't know how to contact you...maybe we can meet up??? Hmm... let me know how to contact you if you feel like meet up and have some fun with sleepy tired suferring Jane in KL. :-)
Cheers!!

Supermans Foot said...

ok you may as well be talk ing in malaysian to me but hope the big fat red man comes

Yng Lyn said...

dann: I will!!! hahahah and yer megadeth album is off the shelf!!!

sue: you're coming home!! CALL ME!! CALL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D i will pick you up with a lamborghini this time.....

yvy: yo babe!! you are certainly a friend!! hugs!!!!
and yes... I wass thinking of expanding my request list with Il DIvo backstage passes and a serenade especially for me... oh... and a marriage proposal from one of them.... .

kracker: hahaah sebastien is a wonderful putumayo tenor... LOL
and.. i didn't get the commercial. stupid malaysia.

sic6ense: nah, its santa's job.

kor kor: hahaah quick!! take a tranquiliser!!! ;)

carol: yeahhh that's Picchu in the picture.. he's the smaller dog and it was his birthday today!! and Machu as well... gonna get them a cake!! :D hugsss

jess: its true!!! let's unite!!!!

ty: hello there!!!

socialpest: nahh.. I bribed kracker with that statement...

pedro: thanks.. likewise to you too!! :) hugs!

mitzee: thankss babe!!! cute? not anymore ;)

crazycat: thankssssss and you're cute too!! Santa better be nice to me this year... I've been waiting too long!

korkor: thankss... i got that album already... you should get it! your family will love it!!! serious!!!!

jane: yeahnhhh i wanna see you!!!!! hugsssssss good luck with the summit coverage.... can't wait to chit-chat with you over coffee!!! hugsssssss

superman's foot: the big fat man will enter through my non-existent chimney!!!

Simple American said...

Mui. You have been tagged. Its a short one. Catch ya on the IM I hope.

Yng Lyn said...

kor: i am gonna chase after you with a butcher knife!!!!!!! joking kor.. will get down to it next week :)

cyber-red said...

FISHERMEN'S FRIEND???

Girl with your looks you should be the Maybelline girl or something

"............"

hehe.

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