Monday, March 28, 2005

Journey Home


Leeds Castle
Originally uploaded by slamducky.
Crooning on my STEREO: Aint that a Kick in the Head by WESTLIFE

10:45am British Summer Time
5:45pm Malaysian Useless Time

I am now squatting in front of Burger King in Kuala Lumpur International Airport.
Firstly, my car has forgotten to pick me up. Secondly, I have no local cash for public transport. Thirdly, I've just touched down from spending 12 hours midair and I look like a stale fish. Fourthly, dodgy taxi drivers continuously hound me. Fifthly, people from the same flight are giving me strange looks as the girl who collected her luggage first and now stranded as the last to leave. Sixthly, I walked into a certain friend with the name of Jenson Button for the umpteenth time at Heathrow. (This time by the x-ray machines and airport officials were so ecstatic to GROPE him..I reminded him that he aint THAT famous yet. BASKET.) Seventhly, Coke Light was my breakfast drink and I truly regret it. Eighthly, I just heard that Casillas may end up playing for Man U.*

Last but not least, every backpacker, cleaner, worker, driver, visitor, mother, father, uncle, aunty, son, daughter, thief, binmen, scroungers etc who walks past eyes my laptop...

Damn, I forgot insurance.
WELCOME HOME.


* Now that's what I call FLIPPIN'. If he leaves Real, I will jump off the nearest bridge. (Pasolini style)
** The pic opposite is my home. Tada.

11 comments:

eyeris said...

you're back in KL? hmmmm... interesting. :) Hows home?

idt said...

You fool.
Now that you're back, you will pay the ultimate price.
Call me.



Please.

Yng Lyn said...

Eyeris: heyyyy.. yeah me back for Easter hols... am very jetlagged.....

Danny: hoi, yeah yeah man willl harrass you when i get my m'sian sim card sorted.

Earthquake? was there an earthquake?

Pip said...

I'm glad you cleared up what was in that picture.

'Cause I was thinking, "Damn! The Burger King in Kuala Lumpur Airport is HUGE!"

Yng Lyn said...

Pip: nope.... thats my castle back home ;)
It comes with its very own burger king too...........

vincent said...

dont worry. i'll teach u all about manyoo if he joins.hahaha.

Yng Lyn said...

Vincent: Oh god, I dread that day. I can't imagine him playing AGAINST arsenal and real.
This IS a NIGHTMARE..... arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
No kidding.

Pip said...

I knew it! Everybody in Europe has their own castle!

I always suspected, but you Europeans always deny it.

"What the hell are you talking about?" they say, "I live in a flat. Wait... you're not mentally deficient, are you?"

Yeah, right. Thanks for proving my theory.

Yng Lyn said...

Pip: Cheerios... my castle rocks!! I throw party bashes, champagne orgies and drunk gigs every other weekend!!! My butler does all the work.

Muahahahah.. come visit us in good ol' Brittania!!!

stephanie said...

if u ever do lose it, you'll know who ta consult..ya got my business card yea love? :p i got my own castle too! *whee* but there was a recent attack which bracketed my own presidential elections - a Kremlin-baked move aimed at undermining support for the insurgents by establishing a modicum of civil order in this very war-shattered republic. tsk how sad hehe

Yng Lyn said...

yo stef!!!
hahah my laptop is safely back in my room... pheww...... apparently its not tech savvy enough to be stolen!
your castle sounds invaded/// everything okay??? don't let those political robbers come into your premises.....