Tuesday, November 30, 2004

The Unresolved VAN Mystery

Crooning on my STEREO: PARA LLENARME DE TI by RAMON

Today I received a phonecall which spells the return of my zest for life. And of course, when I am in brilliant mood I can't help but to PICK on SOMETHING. (or SOMEONE at the very least)

This blog examines the VAN mystery. Girls SWOON over this hunk. Female 'soccer' fans WORSHIP his SEX APPEAL.

No, we are NOT talking about KAKA. You wish!



FIRSTLY, this man does not TALK. He ROARS.
ROARS so much you'd assume he's got bio/animal genetics.


Eh??? I thought I saw this lardy truck driver at Hog's Head last week.
Nice townie Nike classic gym outfit.
Sipping on orange juice makes him so MACHO.


How paedophillic. Trying ooze his sex appeal on innocent young children.
I see MICHAEL JACKSON ......


Travelling First Class in this classy outfit.
Come on girls, go SWOON over your SEXY man.


I am really sorry, but i am getting very bad vibes from this picture.
Leave it to your imagination: 'There's something about Mary.....'


If you cant get enough of ONE, there are always TWO.

Can someone solve this biological equation,
MONKEY+ DONKEY/MOOSE/HORSE = ?


15 comments:

vincent said...

monkey + horse = exponential increase of heartbreak among Arsenal fans

Yng Lyn said...

Monkey + Donkey = Rooney

Anonymous said...

awwww...leave him alone!!if you have to keep criticising
on his physical appearance,at least his superb footie talent made up for it*cheeky grin*THE FLYING DUTCH!

Yng Lyn said...

what footie talent?
;)

Simple American said...

I'm not sure what you get from the cross of a monkey and a horse. I just don't want to be there when he starts throwing his feces. That's what monkeys do in the Houston zoo.

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