Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Trans-atlantic Fishes


Crooning on my STEREO:
Angelica by LE VIBRAZIONE

Due to popular demand, I've decided to post up a picture of a hundred fishes mauling my feet (and a glimpse of my fat thighs) at the much hyped KENKO FISH SPA.

HOW DID IT FEEL? PINS N' NEEDLES WITH A SLIMY TWIST
It's totally SICK. The biggest challenge is at the very beginning when you sink your feet into the murky water. Once your feet touches the water surface: schools and schools and schools of grey fishes riot towards you (theory: the more filthy you are, the more you attract). The point of this exercise is that these multitudes of guppies will manicly FEED on your feet's dead skin. (although they seem to have an insatiable fetish for your heels). Oh... I can't describe the rest. It's just, just, just EEWWWWWWW

It's the most odd-ass 30 minutes of spa treatment I've ever had.

In every effort to get through the half hour ordeal without laughing like a deranged hyena, I shouted the following:
LICK MY FILTHY FEETTTT!!! EXFOLIATEEEEEEE MEEEEE!!!!!! SUCK MY HEEEEL!!!! I AM GONNA HAVE GORGEOUS FEET AFTER YOU SUCKERSSSSS !!!!! EXFOLIATEEEEE!!!!

Try it. It brought out the forgotten chav in me.
It is also pretty obvious that fishes that feed on filth are, obviously, filthy creatures.

Tip: It's best not to look down on who's nibbling at your feet. Especially when you see a huge-mama fish (and her 50 juniors) approaching your big toe.

Anyway, I am flying out tommorrow morning. It's 3rd time back to LA, San Francisco and my hedonistic favourite:
LAS VEGAS ONCE AGAIN, BABY!!!!!



I should just live there.

6 comments:

vincent said...

I didn't know that all those years of playing football barefooted in school would make good fish food.

Yng Lyn said...

haha, good one. try it!!! i think it will.

now i am wondering if my feet smells of fish.

KY said...

Bring meeeee

Jolenesiah said...

lol sounded nice to "feed" the fish with our "feet" lol

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

Good God!

The whole thing sounds absolutely kinky ...

Reminded me of paedophile Roman emperor Tiberius and his "little fishes" on the Island of Capri.

... but let's not go there.

I'd prefer talking about your toes ... :p

Yng Lyn said...

ky: pay me n i wnll bring uuuuuu

jolene: i know... at least we dont have to splurge on fish food..pellets are expensive nowadays

sir cipan: LOL!!what did tiberius do with fishes? the romans cant beat the greek myths when it came to absurd animal fetish