Hair. Because You Are Worth It.

Crooning on my STEREO: Amore Disperato by NADA

When I was 9


I had the same haircut till I was 19


Bleach stripped my hair of its virginity when I was 21,


and after a heated consensus, I decided to ditch those infamous dumb-blonde locks in my midst of turning 24.


As you can probably tell, I've only had 4 hairstyle changes in the last 23.8 years.

I AM GINGER!!!

Moving On

Crooning on my STEREO: Crazy All The Time by 33HZ

Dear concerned friends and curious enemies,

LET'S TOAST TO THE 200th POST ON THIS BLOG!!!!

Only God knows how I have kept this crapology alive for so long.

It's like feeding a carrot to an elephant.

In conjunction with this celebration of stupid sorts, I am in the midst of contemplating some earth-shattering decisions. Please include me in your respective prayers and kindly alert your local bomoh as I will be in need of some blessings.


Fret not. The drinking will continue. The madness will continue.

And I will be packing my bags once again.




Yours, with courage.
Senorita Lyn xxxxx







"Se l'amore, nomade benedetto, e tuo ospite, tienilo caro."