Crooning on my STEREO: Amore Disperato by NADA
I had the same haircut till I was 19
Bleach stripped my hair of its virginity when I was 21,
and after a heated consensus, I decided to ditch those infamous dumb-blonde locks in my midst of turning 24.
As you can probably tell, I've only had 4 hairstyle changes in the last 23.8 years.
I AM GINGER!!!