Crooning on my STEREO: Stand by Me by THE FUGEES
I may put salt into your coffee. Knock the kitchen cabinet over your head. Ask you lame questions such as how to peel a carrot.
Eat all your food. Salivate on your pillow. Use up your toilet roll. Bite your ear.
Drink like a horse. Cry like a kid. Flaunt my cellulite on the beach. Brag on and on about Foligno. Steal all your sheets.
I am useless, I know. And I am downright annoying.
But you still cared for me in your strange ways. Perhaps you do feel sorry for me.