Saturday, February 24, 2007

Valentine and the Golden Pig


Crooning on my STEREO:
Stop! Dimentica by TIZIANO FERRO

Hello Frog Prince,



THANK YOU FOR BEING MY VALENTINE '07


You were inexpensive, low maintenance and highly exclusive.

So let me tell you something.

On Valentine's Day. While strutting towards Ceylon Hill in my drunken stupor. I just HAD to bump into a certain prick.

Take a wild guess and click on the link below
READ THIS PATRONISING ARTICLE WHICH WAS ON THE NEWSIE TODAY

Scroll down the article. And you will see this:-
"It was THE GIRL from the office next door who suggested that he should audition..."

So...... WHO IS THIS GIRL? Your mak-cik from next door issit?

BATANG JAHANAM KONEK CIPAP PUKI MELANCAP

Okay, I will leave the full story with my closest friends. No point of me launching the Armada against a puny Z-list celebrity.
That aside.
CNY was a blast. Red Packets were a blast. Singapore was a blast.

Ooops. Did I say Singapore? Sorry. I didn't look anyone up when I was there...

Sorry... sorry... sorry.......

12 comments:

cyber-red said...

woah. as someone who works for a local tabloid she demands to know the story!

sic6sense said...

year of the pig mah. what do you expect, a perugian gentleman? ;)

back at the old office?

anttyk said...

Happy new year Lyn. :o)

car@ said...

Lyn!!! i cannot belive it! tell me he did not win please tell me!!!!! jerk! asshole! i hate him.

I am ok, this saturday is the show dance, yo estoy nerviosa!!!! i mizz u! love u! glad cny was a blast!! U ARE A BLAST BABE!!! :-)

Yng Lyn said...

cyber red: hey babee.. story too long to type out here..in a nutshell, he is not what he seems on telly!

sic6sense: hahah oink oink oink...
Arsenal gunned down last night so i am all emo.
yupp back at the old place :S

anttyk: happy new year to you too! :D

Cara: we will know this thursday babe!! i dun want him to win too! arghhhhhh

cara.. buona fortuna!! :D tomar muchas fotogravias por favor!! :D bailamos!! :D :D grandes besos besos

Simple American said...

I don't care about him. Tell me more more about you. Been missing you on IM.

Thank you so much for the CNY card. Been hoping to catch you online to express my thanks. Drat. Waited so long to be rude. It is really beautiful and makes me wanna get over there so quickly.

*hugs*

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

Yo Gunner Lyn,

Stop messing around with da frogs la ... :P

People who are down to earth are less slimy, innit?

:P

Sabrina Adam said...

Is that a snake?!?!?!? I LOVE SNAKE!!!!!!!!!! You are so damn brave!!! Most of the guys I know don't even dare to touch snakes!!! Shehhs!!!

Sab

lilyliverbird said...

Phwoar...didn't know your BM so powderful one

jenn said...

your melayu really is improving, think i must hang out with boh sia more.. i know u girls will be watching the show together tomorrow, my soul will be there! hopefully i will be catching it somewhere too, and u know who im not cheering for!! ps: will be waiting for you to open a bottle haha, fingers crossed!

car@ said...

NO BABES, HAVEN'T RECIVED YOUR POSTCARD....:-(
BUSYA ND NERVOUS, TOMORROW IS THE DAY!! meaning by saturday jeje.
Wish you could be here love.
MUacks!!!!!

Azman said...

BATANG JAHANAM KONEK CIPAP PUKI MELANCAP

Saying batang and konek, and cipap and puki is actually redundant. But you can make the sentence work by jumbling the words around.

BATANG PUKI JAHANAM, CIPAP KONEK MELANCAP.

There. Not only it brings some meaning to it, it's got a better ring. :P