Sunday, February 04, 2007

2007: Bitches & Revelations


Crooning on my STEREO:
Littlelest Things by LILY ALLEN

2007 is such a bitch. A BIG FAT ONE, that is. Even my friends agree. I am turning into a big fat bitch too. Thats because karma is a big-ass bitch.

WARNING: Quarter Life Crisis is sinking in.

Let's face it, we are all getting old. ALL OF US. Including your 3 month old brother.

Ageing is not necessarily a bad thing. Though it is never possible to halt your biological clock, some of us tend to look better when we are older.

This picture appeared in the national newsie approx 5 years ago. (Boh Sia, minta maaf tapi jangan bunuh saya.)


Can you spot every one of us below in the above? (Clue: Syat had lovely hair then...)


I am so glad that we look the way we do now. The only crappy thing is that I haven't lost much weight nor enhanced my pulling power since. The only improved formula has got to be my hair.

THIS YEAR, I AM GOING LOCAL.


I've been whingeing too much over Europe and I reckon that it is time to prove that I am of true Chinese Malaysian blood. While every other compatriot is heading to China to learn Mandarin, I am going to IMPROVE MY MALAY BIG TIME. I want to be Melayu by the end of the year. Slut, Trish and Meera are probably falling off their chairs at this point.

HANGAT!!!!!!!! B*TA*G DAN C*PAP!?!?!!?!?

Someone commented that my Cantonese has improved over the past year. That is so truly wicked because I can start dabbling in random Mandarin to impress Wang Lee Hom. Or I can start listening to Jay whats-his-name.

Last week, I was in Penang. It kicked ass because that was the first time I stepped onto a beach since September 2006.

MALAYSIA DOES HAVE VERY DECENT BEACHES. THAT'S IF THE FRIGGING CLOUDS FUG OFF. What happened to those days when we had blue skies that could put the Mediterranean to shame? Blame those forest fires which considerably never stops combusting. Ever heard of The Good Neighbour?

To prolong my sanity in this urban decay, I have a resolution to travel to a local beach every month. I need to feel that I am no longer a stranger in this country that has been such a bitch to me.

I need to see more of life outside of Kuala Lumpur.

Perhaps, this year, I will be a better person. And god's sake I need more acting jobs to sustain my forsaken passion. I am sick of seeing those pseudo caucasians on local telly.

As of tommorrow, I am back in my 12 hour corporate job which will strip me of any time nor inspiration to blog. Thats why this is such a long ass post.

The good thing is that I will be somewhat richer than I used to be.

And that also means that I could return to Italia soon. :)

Life aint that bitchy....

14 comments:

Martiini said...

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car@ said...

Keep it cool Lyn! Save all the money for Italy. Hope to see you soon on internet again.
Muchos besos carina! MUACKS!!!

Sabrina Adam said...

Hi there!!! Just come in to read your latest entry. FYI I'm your blog fan you know, loooove all your entries!!!

Jeje, I definately understand what those 2 Malay words mean ^.<

Hope you get to go back to Italy soon!!! I'm planning to go to Spain end of this year, just me and my backpack (hope dad allows!)

Muax!!!

car@ said...

Spain? did i read Spain? who is coming to my country? hehehhhee!! :-P

Mirebella said...

Back on KL? Am sure its not as deary as it sounds Lyn babe. After all, you will be surrounded by good friends and family. And look at it this way, every day spent earning is yet another day crossed off the list for Italia. :-)

Mirebella said...

Amboi... cik minah kita nie. Mentang-mentanglah dah balik Malaysia - terus dah mula mencarut. Nak aje kita berus mulut tu dengan dettol - aci tak ;-).

Sanjiv@rep16:21 said...

Hey Yng Lyn...

jesus, it's beeen ages since i saw the gambar of crucible...how naive we all looked, playing to the strings of the wily puppeteer christopher...but learn, we did.

Spoke to syat yest, she might be coming down to london this summer, you also ikut her lah...

send my rgds to trish...crazy woman

Simple American said...

Not Texas? Oh well you got more in Italia. ;)

I been trying to pick up some Malay too. Crap mui. I was using Ah Beng thinking it menat Unca. Crap I say!

Hope to catch you on IM someday.

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Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

Mmm hmmm ... you look as scrumptious as ever, Gooner!

And wots this about "lack of pulling power"?

You're kidding, right? Ni saja nak test power or wot?

Anyway ... we won! we won! after 80 minutes of rolling in agony, that is ... :D

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Gong Xi Fa Cai Leng Loi :) I hope you get to go to Italia soon too. You always blog more when you are away :p

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yvy said...

woman, next time u pop by to penang, lemme know. i'm be back on malaysian soil this saturday. :D