Crooning on my STEREO: August Day Song by BEBEL GILBERTO
I am beginning to think that I'm morphing into a hideous ghoul and I have absolutely no frigging idea why I am thoughtfully blessed with this physical perfection.
- I keep getting audition calls to play phantoms, aliens and creatures in low budget horror films. Apparently, I look the part.
- I bumped into a couple of my neighbours in the course of 3 days. Their reaction? HORROR.
They gasp when they see me (not at my exceptional beauty but as though they've walked into a BANSHEE in broad daylight)
- Wonderful friend(s) of mine hasn't stopped harping on the fact that i look like a Soho prostitute with mascara on. I, on the other hand, believe that I look BLIND without mascara.
Hello??? GISELLE uses MASCARA TOO, y' know????
- Airheaded beauty consultants at the Harrods Clinique counter blatantly said to me,' Your skin needs A LOT of work.'
I suddenly refuse to buy my dream lip gloss from them. DOH.
- The worst bit: No Frank Lampard lookalikes pick me up in clubs anymore. I only get attention from Asianphillic old men.
Sigh.
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Thats it. I've had enough from you people. I am going to book myself into a spa this weekend and sort my self esteem.
What the fuck.
10 comments:
Fix yer face!!
Happy Valentine's, don't lose that spirit!~
About the auditions:
Asian + female + long hair = Sadako.
Go figure. :)
muahaha... thanks eyeris..... unfortunately i have mid length hair!!!
and certainly not pale enough to play Sadako.. i need to get rid of that fake tan.
hola amorcito;
I can't see your beautifull face behind that mask, although you do seem very mysterious and dark.
mysterious and beautifull
Gracias Cariño, you always have the most flattering comments :) abrazos!
Wahh.. Danny you want ang pow, issit??
I think the sequined bunny mask is hot.
Super hot.
'Course, I'd never actually publically admit that by clicking on "publish."
Lol..
cheers Pip! I was just complaning about the lack of flattering comments. I've not heard 'hot' for quite a while...
You made my day!
cheerios!!
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