Sunday, August 06, 2006

Enlightenment


Crooning on my STEREO:
Trouble Sleeping by CORRINNE BAILEY RAE

You know when the world (or YOU) hath gone slightly wrong when:-

1) Paris Hilton releases a summer single.

1 a) When you see Paris Hilton's picture on this blog.

2) You are given free tickets to the Malaysian Film Festival.

3) Kelly Chen tops the Hong Kong pop charts by flaunting anorexia.

4) You admit to fancying a juvenile bloke from CLICK 5IVE.

5) Reyes falls out with Fabregas and is desperate to leave Highbury.

6) You refuse to remove your patriotic flag from your gate eventhough the World Cup hath long gone..

7) Your boss sets you up on blind dates with older men.

8) You have a cameo appearance on a skincare programme that will be broadcasted on national telly. And you are praying ultra-hard that nobody spots you.

9) You go around bragging that your ex-boyfriend was a duplicate of Chris Martin. Without the dosh.

10) You are thinking of organising your farewell bash at no other place than the infamous Beach Club.

11) You delude yourself by claiming that you will never get smashed with an entire jug of Long Island.

12) There are psychotic stalkers of this never-updated blog.

13) Your futsal mates are never going to turn up for any futsal matches

14) Your schedule is fully booked for the next 14 days. (waiting list available upon request, cheh...)


15) Lyn has ceased to update her blog weekly. Even fortnightly. Probably monthly.

I seriously need to chill.

13 comments:

mistipurple said...

could i be that stalker?? :P

car@ said...

Another stalker here! jeje!!!

Happy to see you around babe! Less time to Italy! must be excited lah!!!
Is that for real that Reyes and Fabregas want to leave? OMG!!!!! :-(

AND....AND-......Is that for real your flag lol?? IF SO...you are more patriotic than me!!!! jajajajajajajjaa! love u and miss u !!!! MUACKSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I'm going to miss your blog lyn,
it always cheers me up at the end of my week, you always have fascinating anecdotes to tell.

I know my world has gone somewhat wrong when;

you wish to be a rebel like
Einstein or Galileo

the computer becomes the most amazing universe to explore

you admit to fancy women, whom have high
intellectual life,
rather than the dead brain blonds of the movies


chau, muchos saludos y abrazos
Pedro G

eyeris said...

Thursday. 8-9. Futsal. Can come? venue to be determined. :)

sic6sense said...

i chill by blogging. :D

Simple American said...

Forget stalking.

Just hug me and tell your boss to keep those old blokes for himself.

Jane said...

I think I'm one of those psychotic stalkers on your blog.. heehehehehe
Hugs...

socialpest said...

Its okay, we'll wait. :)

tigerjoe said...

I gave away the PFM19 tiickets that I had.

Now that I've found out there are up to 300 ppl wanting to get in on Sunday, I wish I had sold those tickets instead. Goddammit.

lilyliverbird said...

Farewell do? Where you off to?

Tell your boss to give the older dudes to me.

kaveh said...
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kaveh said...

very nice blogs, very nice posts, but even better pictures! i mean the ones with me inside it.. haha!

i cant believe you have that flag hanging outside your house still.. lol !

sorry i couldnt make it for futsal.. i was having church at that time..

nonetheless we shall go out for more drinks next time around (:

-kav

Carrie said...

HEY YOU!!! shit long time no visit sorry, been busy, yadda blog crap, lala, but seriously hope you are doing well....and i read Italy, you're always travelling, so lucky. to be young and free again.....sigh. enjoy.

as for paris here, yes I was shocked....although her album is "apparently" topping the charts....fucking rabbits foot up that bitches ass I swear to GOD!