Crooning on my STEREO: Trouble Sleeping by CORRINNE BAILEY RAE
You know when the world (or YOU) hath gone slightly wrong when:-
1) Paris Hilton releases a summer single.
1 a) When you see Paris Hilton's picture on this blog.
2) You are given free tickets to the Malaysian Film Festival.
3) Kelly Chen tops the Hong Kong pop charts by flaunting anorexia.
4) You admit to fancying a juvenile bloke from CLICK 5IVE.
5) Reyes falls out with Fabregas and is desperate to leave Highbury.
6) You refuse to remove your patriotic flag from your gate eventhough the World Cup hath long gone..
7) Your boss sets you up on blind dates with older men.
8) You have a cameo appearance on a skincare programme that will be broadcasted on national telly. And you are praying ultra-hard that nobody spots you.
9) You go around bragging that your ex-boyfriend was a duplicate of Chris Martin. Without the dosh.
10) You are thinking of organising your farewell bash at no other place than the infamous Beach Club.
11) You delude yourself by claiming that you will never get smashed with an entire jug of Long Island.
12) There are psychotic stalkers of this never-updated blog.
13) Your futsal mates are never going to turn up for any futsal matches
14) Your schedule is fully booked for the next 14 days. (waiting list available upon request, cheh...)
15) Lyn has ceased to update her blog weekly. Even fortnightly. Probably monthly.
I seriously need to chill.
9 comments:
could i be that stalker?? :P
Another stalker here! jeje!!!
Happy to see you around babe! Less time to Italy! must be excited lah!!!
Is that for real that Reyes and Fabregas want to leave? OMG!!!!! :-(
AND....AND-......Is that for real your flag lol?? IF SO...you are more patriotic than me!!!! jajajajajajajjaa! love u and miss u !!!! MUACKSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
I'm going to miss your blog lyn,
it always cheers me up at the end of my week, you always have fascinating anecdotes to tell.
I know my world has gone somewhat wrong when;
you wish to be a rebel like
Einstein or Galileo
the computer becomes the most amazing universe to explore
you admit to fancy women, whom have high
intellectual life,
rather than the dead brain blonds of the movies
chau, muchos saludos y abrazos
Pedro G
Thursday. 8-9. Futsal. Can come? venue to be determined. :)
i chill by blogging. :D
I think I'm one of those psychotic stalkers on your blog.. heehehehehe
Hugs...
Its okay, we'll wait. :)
I gave away the PFM19 tiickets that I had.
Now that I've found out there are up to 300 ppl wanting to get in on Sunday, I wish I had sold those tickets instead. Goddammit.
Farewell do? Where you off to?
Tell your boss to give the older dudes to me.
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