Death at Tottenham Court Road, Part 2.

Me, Myself and I
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Crooning on my STEREO: Amor Divino by CAFE TACUBA

People tell me I've got a common face. I didn't quite believe them until today.

I was walking towards KFC to get some dinner. So I plugged in my Ipod and walked. And walked. And walked. And walked. And walked.

I was crossing the pedestrian at Tottenham Court Road when some BLOKE grabbed me on the back and jumped on me.

FUCK, I told myself.. I WILL BE ROBBED IN BROAD DAYLIGHT!!!!!!!!
(fear didn't overwhelm me because I barely had 6 quid in my wallet...)

Anyway, I am not the screaming type, so it was a silent affair. But I was carrying a 70kg man on my back, so I had to improvise and fall to the ground before my spine cracks. Strangely though, there wasn't much violence.....so I thought, maybe this could be a long lost friend who had decided to stalk and surprise me......

After managing to rid him off my back, my attacker was a bespectacled boy with a BARCELONA FC strip on.

We both looked at each other in HORROR.

HE THOUGHT I WAS HIS GIRLFRIEND.

He was so apologetic. I don't blame him, bet he must be shit embarassed. I resumed my journey to KFC and limped home after that. Stupid accident got me bruises.

Let's be optimistic, at least I was physically LOVED for 10 seconds...

So much pain for something I was desperately lacking for the past 2 weeks.
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** Back to the 'common face' theory: this is not the first time I've been mistaken for some other idiot. Every 2 outta 5 friends claimed that they've spotted my identical twin somewhere in this world, and every 3 outta 5 people I meet tell me they've seen me somewhere before.
Not that I am FAMOUS, ( altho' I madly wish I am for the right reasons...) it is just that I resemble an unfortunate percentage of the world's population so I may opt for EXTREME MAKEOVER to gain some individuality.

Lyn's Q&A.... THE ANSWERS!!!!!!!

Crooning on my STEREO: I'd Be Surprisingly Good For You by MADONNA

I've had another breakdown recently, (which is becoming a norm) so apologies on my part for the DELAY....
HERE ARE (FINALLY) THE ANSWERS TO ALL YOUR QUESTIONS!!!!!!

Anonymous asked...
What is your shoe size? ;)
UK 5, thank you.
The sole of my shoes came off in the middle of Tottenham Court Road this morning...... so I want my MANOLOs NOW!!!!!!!!!!

John said...
I have had a pigeon shit on my head three times in my life; and on each occassion I felt shit (quite literally). My question is: Have you ever ridden a horse without the saddle and; what's wrong with Chinese guys (I must remind those who are reading that I AM NOT CHINESE.)
No, I've never attempted riding a horse without a saddle. And no, there is absolutely NOTHING WRONG with Chinese guys cos YOU are NOT chinese!!!!

P.S. Would you date Lampard if his name was Jean-Luc Derac and came from Normandy?
Nahhhhhhh,,,,, you know how much I LOOOOOOOVE FRANK LAMPARD. His COCKNEY accent turns me ON........... (I told you several times before, innit?)

P.P.S. Why are single mothers single?
God knows. This is a free world.

P.P.P.S. Malaysia is void of culture. Discuss.
Go to http://kakiseni.com and see for yourself.

God said...
I am God. This is my question. Are you greater than me?
OF COURSE!!! I'm sure you created me for a reason.

Anonymous asked...
Are you considered posh in Malaysia?
Nope, I am a professional scrounger back home. Such is life.

Anonymous asked...
Are you smarter than your sister? Are you better looking that your sister? If you and your sister were to have a fight, who would prevail? When you were younger did you use to kick each other and burn each other's clothes?
My sister is a genius. She is thinner, fairer and less trashy than me. If we were to have a fight she'd certainly kick my ass. And no, we didn't play with fire when little. We played with knives.....

Anonymous said..
What is visual culture?
Visual culture is a prestigious joint honors degree catered for REAL thinkers and the descendants of Raphael.

Fintan asked...
Are you married?
I am afraid so. However, if you could grant me an immediate doctorate i may alter my present status.

Noah asked...
If you were an animal, which animal would you be?
I'd be a bassett hound. Dogs have it much easier these days.

Anonymous asked...
What is the best way of dumping someone?
from someone who needs to dump someone
You know, the best way is to tell them that you're manic depressive and by looking at his/her face will instigate your attempts at suicide.
80% success rate.

Mike the Magician asked...
can do any tricks?
Yes, I can do a David Blaine.. get me a glass container and suspend it over the Big Ben. See you in three days!

Rubeboi said...
Yoo yoo wassup.. i is well bad... wassup... me queschun eesssss why is u sooo bling?
Yoo yoo wassupp, me is soooo bling cos me brovaz hang gun in da hoooood..... dark child dark child... Be-yon-sayyyy is mee sista and me bling from Clairezz Accessooorrieezz....

My bestest friend asked...
Who do you fancy? kekeke
Iker Casillas, Jose Antonio Reyes, Cesc Fabregas, Fernando Morientes, Kaka, Paolo Maldini, Thierry Henry, Frank Lampard, Alessandro Nesta, Raul, Vincente, Pablo Aimar, Adrian Mutu, Franco Citti, David Bisbal, Diego Luna, Arsenie Toderras, Gael Garcia Bernal, Caravaggio and that French dude from IL Divo.

Cajones asked...
have you ever picked your nose and flicked the bogey at or in the direction of someone?
15 years ago... perhaps? I might have even eaten it!!!

Anonymous asked...
SEX or LADYBOY?
SEX, you DINGBAT!!!!

vincent asked...
1) Would you prefer to shag Ruud van Nistelrooy or Wayne Rooney?
Ruud Van Nistelrooy. So that I can brag that I've bedded a Dutch DONKEY. That's a feat y'know. Anyway he's so DUMB he probably wouldn't know whats a shag anyway.... so I can get away with it.
*PUKE*

2) If Casillas AND Reyes go to Manyoo, would you support them?
I KNEW YOU WOULD ASK THIS......
NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN... NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOO
If that happens..... I will shift my loyalty to AC MILAN and SWEAR NEVER to look at REYES and CASILLAS ever again in my life!!!! Fuck..... it better NOT HAPPEN... ARRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

eyeris asked...
1) Would you go out with a Man Utd supporter who just happens to be the perfect man of your dreams? :)
Nooo , noooo, noooo.... any Man Utd supporter is certainly wiped out from my wish list..... unless he resembles REYES, ermm... hold on.....DAMN, you caught me there.....

2) Would you do a full frontal nude scene in a movie? If no, then what about if it turned out to be the biggest break of your acting career and you know you'd hit the big time after that role?
If I do flash my naked body in front of ANYBODY (let alone a film camera) it will DEFINITELY spell the ultimate DESTRUCTION of my CAREER..... My agent will flip, my stylist will shoot himself and my photographer will throw himself off a mountain.

Yeah. I am THAT hideous...

3) Given a chance, which celebrity would you like to sleep with, and what would you like to do to him? :)
Gael Garcia Bernal, I'd get him drunk and spend the entire night STARING at him.
Oh yeah, I'll make him recite his lines from El Crimen del Padre Amaro to me........ SWOOOONNNNNNNN....

Suef asked...
WHATS YOUR LONDON ADDRESSS???? ;) heh.
Its 47, Fitzroy St., Fitzrovia, adjacent to Euston Road, 1min walk from Warren St. Station, 3 tube stops from Highbury, 5mins walk from UCL, 2mins walk from Great Portland St., 2 mins walk to Regent's Park, 1 tube stop from Oxford Circus, 30mins walk to Camden Market...........

Anonymous asked...
Have you ever done a wet fart?
I wish I had but never had the guts to.

Anonymous asked...
What is your purpose in life?
To CRY.
as well as to fill up the global population quota.... damnnit.

Anonymous asked...
What is my purpose in life?
Your purpose in life is to listen to me whinge, wail and rant.
And to WORSHIP me when I become LEGENDARY.

I hate to say this but it's the truth.

Anonymous asked...
If you were to serenade me with a romantic poem, what would it be?
Romeo Romeo Where Art Thou?
Below the balcony milking the Cow,
Romeo Romeo I love thee
I'd been stalking thee since you were three.
Romeo Romeo will you marry me?
I know you cannot resist t'is divine me.....

Anonymous asked...
Who's better looking: J-Lo or Beyonce?
J- Lo cos we share the same clothes and butt size, same tan, same crap acting talent...
And she stole MARC ANTHONY from me.
Lucky Biatch.....

eyeris said...
This is the tabloid reporter in me talking:
1) If you were to be caught having sex outdoors with any cebrity, who would it be?
It would be Iker Casillas cos I reckon I'd be more famous than Rebecca Loos and score more acting jobs courtesy of News Of The World.

2) How high do you think you would rank in the FHM Top 100 Sexiest women in the world poll?
FIFTH. With my virtuosity I will allow J.Lo, Beyonce, Catherine Zeta Jones and Monica Bellucci to top the list.
As long as I beat Keira Knightley, Scarlett Johansson and Zhang ZiYi... thats all.

3) What's the thrashiest outfit you've ever worn?
A bling tube top and a EastEnd denim miniskirt to a CHRISTIAN X'mas Party in a CHURCH. I swear I was misinformed and I felt like a total whore awaiting her repentance on holy grounds....

4) ok, gun to head time: WHICH is better, STAR WARS or LORD OF THE RINGS?!?!?!?!!?! :)
Man..... I hate to break yer heart but it would have to be... LORD OF THE RINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!
No offence but Yoda who holds the worst command of English Grammar in the history of film....'Obi Wan, I see....' This is so bad for my mental health!

Shoot Me, Eyeris!!!!!!!!! Puuuuuhhhhllleeeessseeeeeeeeee! I'm begging ya!!!!!!! :(

Mi Cariño asked...
what is it like to spend a weekend with you?
Honestly, at this point of my life..... it will just be beer, football, McDs, Microsoft Word, British Film Institute, reciting amateur scripts and crying on the phone.
Forgive me, I've recently lost all sense of enthusiasm and adventure.. sigh.

can a guy ever meet your casillas and reyes ideal guy requirements,
if so, how?
Casillas and Reyes aren't perfect, they're just torches in my bleak passage of existence. Anyone who can convince me entirely that life is worth living is godsent, and only God knows when he will walk into my life. Or is he already there?
(I'm a converted fan of cheesy rhetorical questions, so just ignore me..)

if you ever meet the love of your life(reyes or casillas, or a look a like) what will you say to them person?
If I meet Reyes or Casillas in flesh and blood........ I may COLLAPSE and DIE before I could say anything!!
Such a waste, I know.

stephanie said...
Here's the million dollar question (think before you answer):
Who do u love most? Me or Jose Reyes? :p bwahaha
Hahaahah... I love you Stef!!!
Do I inherit a million dollars for saying that??? ;) Nah I don't love Reyes cos he doesn't love meeeeee :(

Haf you ever gotten so seriously angry at anything/one that you wanna rip them apart and mesh em into goo and stomp on the pulp?
Truth is, I've never been soooo pissed off at a person as much as myself. If I wanna rip someone apart, it would have to be ME. I will question my intolerance, patience and lack of sympathy towards this pathetic world... if i can't forgive the world for its stupidity, I would have failed as a human. Therefore, ripping myself apart would be good for awakening my conscience... (*possessed by Rosellini*)

Why on earth are you finishing so fast?!!!! >.<
Cos I bribed the university registrar, threatened the dean and blackmailed the tertiary industry....
Man, I'm GOOD.
I should consider a marriage proposal from a Sicilian Mafia.

Anonymous said...
Three men walk into a bar that you're in. One has an eye-patch and a parrot on his shoulder; one cannot stop twitching every five seconds; and one cannot say anything without rapping. Which of these men are you likely to talk to and why?
I would go for the PIRATE. He could be Johnny Depp in disguise and I love animals, so having a parrot on your shoulder is a plus! As for the Twitcher, it will certainly piss the hell outta me cos eye-twitching is a downright distracting habit. NO NO.... As for the rapper, I will have problems deciphering his thoughts, I mean, for goodness sake... I don't even know what Eminem's been waffling over for the past 3 years!!! (something to do with his estranged wife and george bush?)

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WOW! Answering your heartfelt questions took me over AN HOUR!!!! THANKS A MILLION for all your curiosities and it was good therapy pondering over such tabloid attacks, this is worthwhile training for any Fellini's child!!!Thanks once again, because for the first time in weeks, I managed a sincere smile....

Life's tough,
No wonder Kurt Cobain took his own life.

TAGGED!!!!!

Crooning on my STEREO: Your Mother's Got a Penis by GOLDIE LOOKIN' CHAINS

Don't fret, all your ridiculous QUESTIONS from the previous entry will be answered in THREE DAYS time. In the meantime, keep them coming in....
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I've been tagged by good ol' EYERIS so I've gotta choose 5 outta the list of occupations below and explain what I'm gonna do with my chosen professions......

If I could be a WRITER.....I'm gonna write endlessly about MY LIFE and MAKE the whole world read my books.

If I could be a PHOTOGRAPHER...I'd ONLY photograph IKER CASILLAS heads in and heads out. Voyeurism is no sin, INNIT???

If I could be a MOVIE PRODUCER....I'd produce a film on MANCHESTER UNITED'S LOCKER ROOMS outlining the dodgy antics their players are up to..... eg. chucking shoes at each other.

If I could be a PSYCHOLOGIST.... there'd be more SANE people in this world. And more people who'd complain LESS.

If I could be PARIS HILTON'S STYLIST... I'd nick her credit cards, rob her wardrobe and marry her father.
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Okay, I had to choose 3 people to choose 5 occupations from below and do the same I just did......(just like a bloody chain letter) I hate to do this but I'd hate to be a spoilsport. So the LUCKY final three are:

STEF cos she's got such a candid view of life that its worth noting what rubbish she's got to say....MUAHAHA
SUE FERN cos she's my beloved neighbour (whom I never see) from home and I know she's dead stressed so I'm going to add a little more weight onto her burdens.......
VINCENT I know he'd stay away from this but its worth trying cos he's got the best sense of humour........

• If I could be a scientist…
• If I could be a farmer…
• If I could be a musician…
• If I could be a doctor…
• If I could be a painter…
• If I could be a gardener…
• If I could be a missionary…
• If I could be a chef…
• If I could be an architect…
• If I could be a linguist…
• If I could be a psychologist…
• If I could be a librarian…
• If I could be an athlete…
• If I could be a lawyer…
• If I could be an innkeeper…
• If I could be a professor…
• If I could be a writer…
• If I could be a llama-rider…
• If I could be a bonnie pirate…
• If I could be a service member…
• If I could be a photographer…
• If I could be a philanthropist…
• If I could be a rap artist…
• If I could be a child actor…
• If I could be a secret agent…
• If I could be a comedian/comedienne…
• If I could be a priest...
• If I could be a radio announcer...
• If I could be a phlebotomist...
• If I could be Paris Hilton's stylist...
• If I could be a movie producer...
• If I could be the CEO of Microsoft...
• If I could be an astronaut…
• If I could be a world famous blogger…
• If I could be a justice on any one court in the world…
• If I could be married to any current famous political figure…
• If I could be a dog trainer…
• If I could be Bruce Lee...

Lyn's Q & A... Get your questions in NOW!!!

Dead Lyn
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Crooning on my STEREO:Eres by CAFE TACUBA


People complain that I don't brag enough about my personal life on my blog. I don't see the reason why cos my life is as mundane as that frog living down your drain.

However, I will make an EXCEPTION this time.

As I am suffering from Blogi-tis* you guys gotta help me out here..

THIS IS YOUR ONE AND ONLY CHANCE TO INTERROGATE ME WITH QUESTIONS AND I WILL ANSWER THEM WITH GLEE. (aka. 99.9% accuracy)

I ain't kidding. All you gotta do is leave a QUESTION through the COMMENT link below.. (like how you usually leave a comment, DOH) and I will answer ALL of them in the NEXT BLOG ENTRY.

Possibly one week from now depending on my mood.....

I am looking for Paparazzi style quizzes because I know I suck big time when dealing with the press. This is your ONLY CHANCE to ask me stuff you've been DYING to ask and that includes marriage proposals.

BRING IT ON. ASK ME ANYTHING. I am bored.

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*a blogger's disease that triggers one's loss of creativity and the lack of blog updates.
Thanks Pip, for the term....

Jean-Baptiste Maunier

Jean Baptiste Maunier
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Crooning on my STEREO:Gran Ganga by ALMODOVAR and MCNAMARA


Today I hath sinned.
I visited a child actor's fansite.

You will recognise him from the film LES CHORISTES (The Chorus). He was the only choirboy parading around with Aaron Carter's blonde hairdo.
He is FRENCH.
He is ONLY 14 years old.

And he is a frigging GOOD soloist.
So SUBLIME that when you hear him SING, you will THROW yourself off your chair and SPRAWL on the ground in PURE ECSTASY.

IN ALL SERIOUSNESS.

I am throwing out my Josh Groban cds for JEAN-BAPTISTE MAUNIER.

MY CONFESSION: I am in LUST with an adolescent's VOICE.

Heaven help me.

The Age of GENIUSES Part 2

Crooning on my STEREO: Comment Te Dire Adieu? by FRANCOIS HARDY

After a good conversation with a friend, I have the insatiable urge to THRASH something on my blog......

I've been back for three weeks now, and there's this tremendous local hype going on endlessly about this "GENIUS" who received three top uni offers even before he's sat for his A levels. You can probably guess who. And I am well aware that many of my friends know him personally, but anyhow, this is my blog and I can say whatever shits I want.

I don't give a damn if he's scaled mount Everest, hung out with street children in Nepal, speaks 10 languages, plays every orchestral instrument, built an aerospace tunnel, seldom studies for his exams and yet manages to score strings of distinctions.

Guess what? He's been featured in the papers god knows how many times, it is as though the Malaysian media is trying to propagate a new messiah.

A Malaysian one.

Okay, I was EXAGGERATING some of his achievements. It is not really his fault to be that perfect anyway. Its not his fault that he is blessed with the dosh to climb mountains, play street Santa, take violin lessons and attend boarding school. After all, this 17yr old genius/prodigy has had the privilege of the best education system in the world. LUCKY BASKET..

Hats off to a 17 year old. It is part of the newsies' agenda to brainwash us that we, Malaysian youths, should ALL emulate him. We should all kiss the feet of a child prodigy who can arrogantly claim that he speaks FRENCH better than our national language. We should all be in AWE of a gifted scientist who is hardly acquainted with our local culture because he probably spends half his time abroad anyway. He has not even attended a national school for goodness sake!!!

Does a posh overseas accent count?
(WE'RE NOT WORTHY.. WE'RE NOT WORTHY!!!!!)

So why do the Malaysian papers bother to rave about such patty achievements? Don't get me wrong, I respect this bloke's determination and grand ambitions. It is good that someone strives to be different, but really, these achievements AREN'T that EXTRAORDINARY. NOR NECESSARY.

My point is, if the media wants to rave about geniuses/prodigies/exrtraordinaires... there are so many TRUE MALAYSIANS who are overruled. No one talks about Tsai Ming Liang. I know a M'sian guy who's graduating with a Law degree at 18. I know countless of all-rounders who have juggled studies, part-time jobs, charity works, musical instruments with admirable success.

Just because this Mount Kilimanjero climber is young and privileged, it doesn't mean he should be featured twice on the same newsie within a week. It bores the hell out of me.

What amazes me is that this supposedly humble smarty WELCOMES the media spotlight with OPEN ARMS. Good public relation tactics for whatever long-term reason.

As a token of peace, I have contributed to his fame by ranting here. Truth is, I am not interested in lifting mediocre talents onto hero status.

And HELL NO, he doesn't inspire me.

Or most artists for that matter.

Journey Home

Leeds Castle
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Crooning on my STEREO: Aint that a Kick in the Head by WESTLIFE

10:45am British Summer Time
5:45pm Malaysian Useless Time

I am now squatting in front of Burger King in Kuala Lumpur International Airport.
Firstly, my car has forgotten to pick me up. Secondly, I have no local cash for public transport. Thirdly, I've just touched down from spending 12 hours midair and I look like a stale fish. Fourthly, dodgy taxi drivers continuously hound me. Fifthly, people from the same flight are giving me strange looks as the girl who collected her luggage first and now stranded as the last to leave. Sixthly, I walked into a certain friend with the name of Jenson Button for the umpteenth time at Heathrow. (This time by the x-ray machines and airport officials were so ecstatic to GROPE him..I reminded him that he aint THAT famous yet. BASKET.) Seventhly, Coke Light was my breakfast drink and I truly regret it. Eighthly, I just heard that Casillas may end up playing for Man U.*

Last but not least, every backpacker, cleaner, worker, driver, visitor, mother, father, uncle, aunty, son, daughter, thief, binmen, scroungers etc who walks past eyes my laptop...

Damn, I forgot insurance.
WELCOME HOME.

* Now that's what I call FLIPPIN'. If he leaves Real, I will jump off the nearest bridge. (Pasolini style)
** The pic opposite is my home. Tada.

Greenwich

Prime Meridian
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Crooning on my STEREO: Dime by BETH

Thanks to the phenomenal weather, I ditched my work today and made a suprise visit to Greenwich.

For those ignorant fools out there, Greenwich is the home of the Prime Meridian. I can't be arsed to explain in detail, so here's the gist; the Prime Meridian line separates the East and West longitude where time is calculated as 0GMT. There is a long brassy line on the compound of the Royal Observatory where tourists love to have each of their feets on each side of the line. (which humbly reflects on their subconscious desires to conquer the world: too bad the trend of colonial empire hath long gone.)

The Prime Meridian photography rave has spurned some peculiar and suggestive tourist habits:

Chinese and Japanese girls love to mimick the PEACE symbol accompanied by a Sailormoon grin. They are aiming to impart an adorable notion of World Peace.
---> Cute Innocent East meets Sexy Asianphillic West, y'see? Good for Westbound migration.

Men tend to stand with their legs apart on both sides of the Line. Instead of smiling, they put on a tough constipated look and fold their arms like a WWF warrior.
No wonder they say that the Viking spirits still live in all of us.
---> Tough Guy dreams to conquer both the East and the West.... materialistically, empirically and undoubtedly, sexually.

School trips consisting of more than 10 kids usually form a cheesy line standing on the Meridian.
--->This is an educational attempt to teach potential future leaders to be neutral in all affairs. ie: "Don't take sides and you will be the center of the world".
What bull.

Middle-aged women often squat on the line to have their photos taken.
--->A sign of fatigue and lack of fitness. After all, the journey to the Royal Observatory consists of several train rides, a 10mile walk as well as hiking a 80degree slope to reach the top of a hill.

Old pensioners tend to position themselves proudly on both sides of the line with their hands outstretched in a rather Napoleonic manner.
--->In all their years living on Earth, this action reflects an underlying quest of utopia. They want to bridge both sides of the world and bring world peace. No more racism, discrimination nor violence... only Britain can do it.

Boy, we've got a long way to go.

Important lessons learnt this week.

me
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Crooning on my STEREO: All About You by MCFLY

1) Do not mix Estee Lauder's Sunless bronzer with Clinique Dramatically Different Gel. Unless you are heading for Faux Pas.

2) A cheesy smile will NOT get you acting jobs. (see pic.)

3) It is OKAY to be seen buying MCFLY's single. Explain that you're just doing your bit for charity (Comic Relief). Really?

4) Remember to switch OFF your fan heater before you leave the flat. Electric bills in this country are fucked.

5) It is POSSIBLE to feel sorry for Manchester United fans while feeling sorry for yourself. (very rare)

6) The Diary of Anne Frank makes a better read than Bridget Jones' Diary. huh Huh.

7) STALKING the old college librarian has its benefits. ie. you escape overdue fines.

8) Do not eat any form of GARLIC before a film shoot. Swear on it.

9) The only way to escape the epidemic FLU is to lock yourself in and have aboslutely no physical contact with anyone for the next month or so.

10) I have dropped my Ipod at least 20 times onto the wooden floor and it is still working. Pretty Fine.

11) Stay away from Michelangelo Antonioni films. Watching the trilogy drove me up the wall.

MCFLY MCFLY MCFLY

Crooning on my STEREO: Obviously by MCFLY
I've gone shallow in the past 48hours and I've been listening to British boyband MCFLY's hit "OBVIOUSLY" on repeat. The LYRICS.... believe it or not, as CORNY as they may seem, do make some DECENT sense. Be glad that I didn't decide to quote Backstreet Boys......."I waaaannnntttt itttttt daaaatttttt waaaayyyy...."

OBVIOUSLY by MCFLY

Recently I've been
Hopelessly reachin'
Out for this girl
Who's out of this world
Believe me

She's got a boyfriend
He drives her 'round the bend
Cuz he's 23
He's in the marines
He'd kill me

Been so many nights now
I find myself thinkin about her now

CHORUS:
Cause obviously she's out of my league
But how can I win
She keeps draggin me in
And I know I
NEVER will be good enough for her
No no
I NEVER will be good enough for her

Got to escape now
Get on a plane now
Yeah
Off to LA
And that's where I'll stay
For two years

I'll put it behind me
(I'll put it behind me)
And go to a place where she can't find me
Ohhh

Cause obviously she's out of my league
I'm wastin my time
Cause she'll never be mine
And I know I
Never will be good enough for her
No no
I never will be good enough for her

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My favourite bit is the chorus. I was singing it at the top of my voice until concerned neighbours checked on me.
Yeah, I CONFESS. I admit that I haven't been coherent lately.

Sometimes I despise being an actress. It really messes with my head.

I SWEAR IT DOES.

Come on, I am even listening to MCFLY.
How SCREWED can I get??