Sunday, March 26, 2006

THEFT

Crooning on my STEREO: In My Arms by MYLO

TO A CERTAIN BITCH-THIEF WHO NICKED MY STUFF LAST NIGHT:

HELLO CHICKEN SHIT
,

You fucking little puny criminal PUSSY.

Have you FUCKED yourself yet? Oh yeah, you CANT do it. YOU HAD TO BE A THIEF BORN OUT OF A SHITHOLE.

Tell me, HOW DOES IT FEEL TO NICK 30 RINGGIT OUT OF SOMEBODY'S WALLET?

THATS 30 FUCKING RINGGIT!!!!!!
THAT'S, LIKE, 5 QUID. 7 DOLLARS.


Happy? You are 30 ringgit richer now. It COULD have paid for my BREKKIE the next day. It COULD have bought me a crap CD. I COULD have bought MYSELF another round of Magarita Presidente.

YOU PRETTY LITTLE CHINK FACED BITCH,

I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL.

I HOPE YOU USED THAT STOLEN DOSH TO GET YOURSELF A CRACK FIX AND DIE from it.


I still remember your bullimic, slutty face of a CUNT.
YOU DUMB WHORE. You even forgot to nick my credit card. Were you too pissed to bypass free dosh staring at your face? Oh no. You have never seen a credit card before.


YOU EVEN STOLE MY FAVOURITE MOTIVI BELT. YOU ULTRA CUNT.

So, what are you going to do with it? Embark on a steamy S&M fuck session with your HIV PLayboy? If so,
I HOPE YOU STRANGLE YOURSELF FROM IT.

Damn you, BITCH.

8 comments:

dreaming-neko said...

i sense a little hostility here :)
blog hopping from brighter death~

cool place you got, woman.
are you to angry to trade links now?

Anonymous said...

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Reta said...

eh you know who steal ka?

next time put videocam in front ur table la... cinapek betul the idiot..

btw i dunno your email how to add u in friendster???

Lily G said...

Leng Loi Lyn,
You must be chuffed. And sleepy.

Congrats Arsenal! .

Mirebella said...

Awww...sweetie - material possesions..let it go.. now..take a deep breath - there you go... *In... Out... In.. Out..* But should you see her again - you go whack the living DAYLIGHTS OUT OF HER YOU HEAR!!!

sic6sense said...

no wonder i visit this blog..its so ALIVE!!

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