Yes, it is THAT TIME of the month. And YES, little things DO annoy me BIG time.
Here's the LOWDOWN of what pisses the crap out of me.
1) MANCHESTER UNITED FANS
NOT ALL, but MOST M.U fans are downright HOOLIGANS. Like those who ring your mobile 50 times to piss you off when their crap donkey transexual striker (guess who?) scores an undeserved penalty.
FINE.
But how often do you EVER have ARSENAL fans taunting you with countless text messages and phonecalls after their team wins one match?
MOST MU Fans have preserved that imbecile reputation successfully.
And most MU fans are FEMALES.
2) MANCHESTER UNITED
Think ANIMAL FARM UNITED aka SAFARI UNITED complete with newly arrived (and imported) exotic & exciting wildlife.
SPECIES
Alan Smith = ALBINO 'RAPIST' MONKEY
Van Nisterooy = ROARING DONKEY
Wayne Rooney = VIAGRA CHARGED WILD BOAR
Christiano Ronaldo = OVERGROWN MONITOR LIZARD
3) MANCHESTER UNITED FIELD STRATEGY
Once upon a time, Ferguson said to the Nevilles,
'See that Spaniard? Keep on tripping and kicking him to the ground. Dont worry, no red card. I have bribed the refs.'
How does it feel when your husband comes home limping and bleeding like he had been attacked by several sexually deprived creatures?
Enough said.
4) MY INTERNET CONNECTION
Yes, to those who get damned annoyed when i appear and vanish every 5 mins on MSN.
DONT FUCKING BLAME ME.
FUCKING BLAME MY INTERNET CONNECTION.
Don't EVER believe your landlord when he says that your flat is equipped with the fastest broadband connection in the damn country.
And MAC MSN SUCKS. Stick to WINDOWS.
5) 'FRIENDS'
People who CLAIM to have known me all their lives suddenly ASSUME that I am pissed off at them.
Maybe its because I didn't return their calls, texts, mails by accident.... etc
IF YOU 'FRIENDS' REALLY,REALLY,REALLY,REALLY KNOW ME, YOU KNOW THAT I WILL ONLY GET PISSED OFF ONCE IN A BLUE MOON,
(unless you can't stop harping your insecurities on my nerves.)
Sometimes I wonder how much you patty lot know about me.
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HELLO??? DO I LOOK LIKE I ENJOYYYY GETTING PISSED OFF FOR NO REASON?????
Today is the blue moon.
9 comments:
OI! He's not a DONKEY! He is a HORSE! If you are going to insult him, do it right!
ehehehehehe......but that win didnt do much to make me happy...the attack was still crap..and the sudden emergence of a million female manyoo fans..
Man I still think that he's a donkey.. ok ok... Half donkey half horse.
You're SPOT ON about MU Fans. Irritating load of monkeys. And I thought that those type of MU Fans existed only in Malaysia. Hahaha looks like its more of a global epidemic!
-maysies-
hey masies..
glad you agreed!! they are nothing but PESTS PESTS and PESTS!!!! muahahahah
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